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Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:48 pm
by LolaFaun
Magick Sam wrote:
Necrometer wrote:Good too see that our community has stomped out any sentiment suggesting that even the least sexy and trivial part of a man becomes less appealing with age Image
hahahahah god damnit

lola, do you have any pictures of phil's balls balls balls?
He doesn't have any balls, obviously.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:49 pm
by riley-o
The Torsion wrote:Simmcrometer
Yeah, holy shit

If you can't understand how people would read that, before she clarified, to say she was disappointed with the sexual encounter there's really no middle ground to be discussing the finer semantics of ballhang
riley-o wrote:Ballz are sort of whatever though, aren't they ? Just sort of funny and silly and not supposed to be what traps and keeps the ladies ?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:49 pm
by The Torsion
Shut the fuck up.

Edit:to Bill

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:50 pm
by Necrometer
shut the fuck up
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
bill
riley-o wrote:Ballz are sort of whatever though, aren't they ? Just sort of funny and silly and not supposed to be what traps and keeps the ladies ?
If you know this and she knows it; why would it be concluded by either party that saggy balls = shit encounter?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:51 pm
by riley-o
Literal :fp:

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:51 pm
by Necrometer
You don't think your conclusion was presumptuous?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:53 pm
by The Torsion
Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:54 pm
by Broken Into Pieces
(R&R (Express)) ...are you two fighting just for the sake of the make-up sex that I'm sure you're going to have afterwards?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:55 pm
by jen said destroy
riley-o wrote:Ballz are sort of whatever though, aren't they ? Just sort of funny and silly and not supposed to be what traps and keeps the ladies ?
They're not the trap, but we have to look at/deal with them once we're there.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:55 pm
by Necrometer
Total sincerity (in the wake of meta-outrage), I looked at the previous page and there were some posts I had not read. I'd done one of those things where I read the page from the top down and then from the bottom up but somehow missed some stuff in the middle. Situation is less [whatever I'd thought] than I thought, and I grant that I was coming off as overly SIMMFOCian because of it. But I still think there's an alarming amount of ball defensiveness. Alarming to me.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:55 pm
by jen said destroy
The Torsion wrote:Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.
I didn't want to say it...

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:56 pm
by riley-o
No more presumptive than one must be any time trying to parse the language of someone else ?
jen said destroy wrote:
Gay for Cock wrote:Jesus...get on that. I've never slept with anyone under 43.
I was disappointed with a saggy balls encounter during my over 40 experience.
Do you really not see how someone could read this chain and think she was disappointed with the entire encounter while using "saggy balls" as an adjective ?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:56 pm
by Necrometer
I owned up to having missed a few crucial posts; I think your conclusion was a reasonable one, but people are free to be tangential or petty here, right?
jen said destroy wrote:
The Torsion wrote:Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.
I didn't want to say it...
Please, Jen, don't kowtow to rape culture...

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:58 pm
by riley-o
Necrometer wrote: I looked at the previous page and there were some posts I had not read. I'd done one of those things where I read the page from the top down and then from the bottom up but somehow missed some stuff in the middle.
:fp:

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:59 pm
by Necrometer
I know, man. I know.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:59 pm
by jen said destroy
whaaa??

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:21 pm
by spacehamster
Image

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:23 pm
by Necrometer
jen said destroy wrote:It was like trying to separate egg whites.
I wonder how Mandie would fare...

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:30 pm
by hipster holocaust
Necrometer wrote:
jen said destroy wrote:It was like trying to separate egg whites.
I wonder how Mandie would fare...
The real question is did Jen have the balls in her mouth, and if she did if it was similar to consuming spaghetti and meatballs when she slurped the sac all the way up to the base.

Answer in the form of an essay please, and please show all work.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:31 pm
by Ray
F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:
LolaFaun wrote:I wasn't even very interested in meeting 15 of his friends on our first date.
Shades of Todd Gack. You were basically one more "date" away from meeting his parents.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:04 pm
by doubleblumpkin
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars!?

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:33 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Necrometer wrote:I owned up to having missed a few crucial posts; I think your conclusion was a reasonable one, but people are free to be tangential or petty here, right?
jen said destroy wrote:
The Torsion wrote:Fuck me this some kind of autistic white-knighting.
I didn't want to say it...
Please, Jen, don't kowtow to rape culture...
get your shit together Ross

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:30 pm
by Cryptoplasty
LolaFaun wrote:
Magick Sam wrote:
Necrometer wrote:Good too see that our community has stomped out any sentiment suggesting that even the least sexy and trivial part of a man becomes less appealing with age Image
hahahahah god damnit

lola, do you have any pictures of phil's balls balls balls?
He doesn't have any balls, obviously.
Not anymore. I'm sure some of the men whose balls you stepped on can say the same thing.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:34 pm
by fallbacktostone
i don't know what this thread is about anymore.

Re: I'm a slut

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:38 pm
by Gunther
fallbacktostone wrote:i don't know what this thread is about anymore.
old dude balls, come on