Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?!

[Chad]

I liked it...for all the shit I gave jj abrams, it was pretty classy

a solid 7.5

I don't even think there's race-mixing going on cause

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finn is gay for that pilot

my one complaint would be

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the lack of true malevolence in the big bad guy. it was cartoony to a fault, it needed to be more fucking overwhelmingly evil...brooding or something.

the chick was awesome, so well cast and likable as a heroine. and

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the last scene with luke fucking ruled.

it was a good movie...looking forward to the next one. crow has been eaten

love bb8

[hipster holocaust]

I liked it...for all the shit I gave jj abrams, it was pretty classy

a solid 7.5

I don't even think there's race-mixing going on cause

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finn is gay for that pilot

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She wants his bbc tho

[BUNGVOX]

next film she's gonna ride his brown light saber till that fucker breaks.

[doomeddisciple]

He's going to learn JUST enough Jedi powers to force choke himself to death in an auto erotic misadventure

[hipster holocaust]

next film she's gonna ride his brown light saber till that fucker breaks.

He's going to learn JUST enough Jedi powers to force choke himself to death in an auto erotic misadventure

I'm glad we're all on the same page.

[The Bill]

I have been gutted' ability to quote spoilers is not strong with the force.

[hipster holocaust]

People who are not strong with the spoiler shall surely perish with the rest.

[The Bill]

Some of these things are fun enough facts and spoilers:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/22-things-to-loo ... 1750169807

[Erik13]

oh come on im with erik. we're past this point by now aren't we???

thank you. this is getting ridiculous

HANS SOLO GETS LIQUIDISED IN THE END

[Necrometer]

I think two weekends is a totally healthy window for people to realize that if they ain't seen the flick then they should stay out of this thread

[Geeheeb]

its the blob guy holding her hand

[BUNGVOX]

oh come on im with erik. we're past this point by now aren't we???

thank you. this is getting ridiculous

HANS SOLO GETS LIQUIDISED IN THE END

I think when a light Saber goes into one's torso it doesn't liquidise anything......cauterize seems more the word you are seeking.

And I think when Han solo got stabbed by his son Ben aka kyllo Ren and he fell off the Lil skinny catwalk.....Lando happened to be flying by at the perfect time to catch Han and take him back to cloud city for medical attention and 40 ouncers.

Han will be back by episode IX.

IG-88 fits well in cunt.

[Wang Mandu]

Saw it last weekend, a solid 7/10. Totally agree with everything posted already including Kylo Ren being my favorite new character. This would probably be an 8/10 except I saw it in 3D and this was my first 3D movie. Never going to one again. Dimmer colors, the foreground diverting my focus....overall an unpleasant experience.

[hipster holocaust]

And I think when Han solo got stabbed by his son Ben aka kyllo Ren and he fell off the Lil skinny catwalk.....Lando happened to be flying by at the perfect time to catch Han and take him back to cloud city for medical attention and 40 ouncers.

Han will be back by episode IX.

[Erik13]

Han will be back by episode IX.

you can't come back from being liquidised...

[riley-o]

IG-88 fits well in cunt.

[BUNGVOX]

Han will be back by episode IX.

you can't come back from being liquidised...

Han.......there's still a chance to save han!!!

[Necrometer]

its the blob guy holding her hand

yeah, I hadn't realized the holder was also the speaker, I get it now

semi-interesting that the dude also had the falcon?

how are these desert bumpkins even getting the chance to become great pilots? I guess there are plenty of quad jumpers sitting around for people to practice with

[hipster holocaust]

next film she's gonna ride his brown light saber till that fucker breaks.

I'm glad we're all on the same page.

On second thought, what if they're related...?

[Honky Kong 64]

That first line crack at the prequels was the best touch.

[Necrometer]

next film she's gonna ride his brown light saber till that fucker breaks.

I'm glad we're all on the same page.

On second thought, what if they're related...?

I've been thinking that Finn is probably be the son of Darth Vader's voice

[BUNGVOX]

In jedi heaven they don't allow that sort of thing.

[The Bill]

After so many years being trapped in a robot body he went off to Space Hawaii.

[BUNGVOX]

That planet that luke is on is actually a resort for retired jedi masters.

[spacehamster]

how are these desert bumpkins even getting the chance to become great pilots?

I can't believe I hadn't thought of this, but of course it's because Rey's a Skywalker, they've all had that talent.