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Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:21 pm
by Necrometer
have you heard of vinyl? you might be into it

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:45 pm
by Necrometer
BS is in?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Og2CzpAFg<

and as for whether or not consumption be done...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_joDNOpeWWo<

...which freaked out idiot nerds who don't understand star wars because the prequels rotten their brains
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ue6AVNM2cQ<
don't even click that actually - 45 minutes of dorks talking about whether or not SW should be cute? Image if anyone finds gems, please report back

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:54 pm
by soiled depends
danox3 wrote:Does anyone here watch the Clone Wars animated series?

In the six months since posting this horseshit, and seeing that it has gone completely ignored, I think it's fair to fucking say that you are, in fact, the only sorry piece of fucking shit that watches the Clone Wars animated series...

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:45 pm
by Necrometer
soiled depends wrote:
danox3 wrote:Does anyone here watch the Clone Wars animated series?
In the six months since posting this horseshit, and seeing that it has gone completely ignored, I think it's fair to fucking say that you are, in fact, the only sorry piece of fucking shit that watches the Clone Wars animated series...
:lol:



Kasdan's writing VII now... I kinda hope they bring Lindelof for some re-writes at the last minute to watch everyone's heads explode

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/mo ... z2ig6Rzn50
... including director of photography Dan Mindel, production designers Rick Carter and Darren Gilford, costume designer Michael Kaplan, special effects supervisor Chris Corbould, sound designer Ben Burtt, re-recording mixer Gary Rydstrom, supervising sound editor Matthew Wood, visual effects supervisor Roger Guyett. John Williams is returning to score "Star Wars: Episode VII." Burtt and Williams each received an Oscar for their work on the original 1977 "Star Wars."

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:03 am
by Necrometer
fucking hell this sounds like such a goddamned mess... I'm psyched on Luke/Leia/Han being in the new trilogy but it's a little bit obvious they shouldn't be the fucking main characters :confused:
The project has changed significantly since Oscar winner Michael Arndt split as writer on Episode VII in the fall, with duties taken up by Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan, who co-wrote Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back and Raiders of the Lost Ark. According to multiple insiders, the reason for the parting of ways was not due to a timeframe issue, as has been reported, but rather due to a difference in opinion of which characters to emphasize.

Arndt is said to have focused on the offspring of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher), with the original trilogy heroes taking on supporting roles. Abrams, however, wanted Episode VII to focus on the classic trio of characters, so audiences could have one more chance to enjoy them before a fitting send-off. The new characters, the offspring, will now be in supporting roles, according to these sources, and take center stage in Episode VIII and IX. Some characters have disappeared from the Arndt script and new ones are being drafted.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-v ... -is-669997
http://collider.com/star-wars-episode-7 ... assbender/

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:29 am
by FVBTVS
so wait

what

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:08 am
by Whee of the Dead
LOL

want to see leia cram her fat ass in the falcons passenger seat

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:29 am
by nomb
Maybe they'll CGI her/them?

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:36 am
by spacehamster
So the first one's going to be about a bunch of old people, and the second about a group of kids.

Great plan.

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:47 am
by Whee of the Dead
children helped ruin the prequel children. old people will help ruin the sequel trilogy.

it's like poetry, each stanza rhymes.

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:25 am
by Necrometer
Whee of the Dead wrote:it's like poetry, each stanza rhymes.
:lol:

I'm sort of shocked at how terrible this news is feeling - I was so psyched for those three to be in the movies, but them being the stars sounds atrocious. I'm trying to think if this could be pulled off with two proper actors playing Luke & Leia - Harrison Ford alongside Angelica Huston & Bill Murray carrying a movie? I guess if Wes Anderson were directing.

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:41 am
by elephants gerald
this is gonna be a fucking awesome mess :tup:

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:45 am
by Necrometer
This part is crucial, too:
The latest bit to surface this week is that Abrams and Lucasfilm are now searching for a 20-something female actress who is either of mixed race or black. The rumor is that Obi-Wan Kenobi had a daughter or granddaughter.
Nerds are already whining because Obi Wan is a Jedi and would never thinking banging a chick, especially not after how fucking retarded that celibacy rule was shown to be when it caused the downfall of the Jedi, rise of the empire, etc.

Sad lonely dudes actually finding something comforting or affirming in the no-girls policies of the Jedi :lol:

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:04 am
by Steeb
I got this from another site. Pretty col fan edit of A New Hope, grindhouse style. They also made on that put Empire and Jedi together with new editing and made it darker. Couldn't find that one though.

http://kickass.to/the-war-of-stars-a-ne ... 02954.html

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:12 pm
by Iron Goldie
danox3 wrote:Does anyone here watch the Clone Wars animated series? I find them to be excellent, the stories are so much more detailed and original then the prequels.
Almost a year after this was posted, but which Clone Wars animated series? If you mean the Genndy one, yes I've seen it in full and love it. If you mean the CGI one, I've only seen the first two seasons so far.
Also this whole new series/Disney buy out has been a train wreck so far.

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:00 pm
by Blair
Necrometer wrote:Sad lonely dudes actually finding something comforting or affirming in the no-girls policies of the Jedi :lol:
:lol:
I'm sure I've seen sad sack basement dwellers play the "above women" card before.

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:28 am
by spacehamster
Iron Goldie wrote: Also this whole new series/Disney buy out has been a train wreck so far.
The worst part to me is that it might end up putting Dark Horse out of business. I've never read any of their Star Wars comics because I just don't care enough about SW anymore, but apparently they were pretty decend, and even if they weren't, I'm sure it was a huge cash cow for them that enabled them to put out all the good stuff that I did read... and now it's gone to Marvel.

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:06 pm
by james
Jedi had kids and took partners in the expanded universe material straight through till the prequels hit from what I remember. I don't know why but when the clone wars stuff actually came out they made the jedi do the whole monastic non-attatchment trip. Not a stretch in my mind, fits well enough with the vibe you get from the original 3 movies - not a defense of the latter material or of any disruption of all the secondary comics/novels whatever that people enjoyed so much, of course.

Marvel starting to put out SW comics is such a no-brainier now that I can't believe I didn't see it coming. I've never read any of the Dark Horse books, but that shit is an institution - I knew about them even when I was a kid, without actually seeing them or having access to them.

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:47 pm
by THE KILL
Steeb wrote:I got this from another site. Pretty col fan edit of A New Hope, grindhouse style. They also made on that put Empire and Jedi together with new editing and made it darker. Couldn't find that one though.

http://kickass.to/the-war-of-stars-a-ne ... 02954.html
That grindhouse version is fucking awesome, I think I've watched it twice already. I'd love it if the same person made a 70s version of Pacific Rim.

Anyways, does anyone know where I can get EMpire + Jedi recut by the dude that did the grindhouse New Hope?

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:36 pm
by Toilet Fleet
i don't give a shtit about new starwadrs movies BUT
i will be fucking turbo bonersd when disneyland finally opens the inevitable starwars land

like you sadsack xasthur fans woudlnt want to eat churros on hoth

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:39 pm
by FVBTVS
a burrito in mos eisley :oops:

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:41 pm
by Necrometer
ewok village turkey leg

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:46 pm
by Toilet Fleet
just thinkin about how stupendously dumb those 100% disney mandated parades are gonna be, with jaunty music and faggettes doing kicky dance moves with light sabers and giant-head vader signing autographs

75 minute wait for jango fett's baby bounty jetpack jamboree :D

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:47 pm
by FVBTVS
so i have the attention span of a cretin lately and wasn't able to get through all those articles. are ford/hamill/fisher actually going to return as their characters and be filmed with a camera and not cgi'd?

Re: Consumption Be Done About These New Star Wars Movies ?!?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:06 pm
by CROSTY
Poutine in naboo