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Obviously I can't blame Mari-Mar for what looks like terrible writing or the general social outlook of modern Star Wars (That's Harvey Weinstein's assistants vision), but I can 100% blame Mari-Mar on the effects quality being shit.

She should get back to playing grindcore and being pissed on by the dudes from Abscess

Brutus Frank wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:09 pm She should get back to playing grindcore and being pissed on by the dudes from Abscess

lol this has got to be a good story

That's a ridiculous rumor and obviously no one should believe it, it's just hilarious to say

Necrophilic Mallard wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:49 pm

Man, I loved the Obi Wan as a 1950s detective part of AOTC but when it's all explained like this it makes zero fucking sense.

zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2024 1:58 pm

i'm still only like a quarter of a way through this but my god dude it is so fucking depressing

the qr code scanning shit! open world fetch quest garbage irl is so insane

hey bud could you help me with my luggage

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Into_the_Great_Unknown

"Into the Great Unknown" is a ten-page non-canon comic story that was written by W. Haden Blackman. Within its pages, Han Solo and Chewbacca pilot their starship, the Millennium Falcon, blindly into hyperspace and end up crashing into the planet Earth's Pacific Northwest. Solo is attacked and killed by a group of Native Americans, and, 126 years later, his skeleton is discovered by the archaeologist Indiana Jones, who is searching the area for the fabled Sasquatch (in fact Chewbacca).

That Jenny Nicholson video is great. The dinner show where she spent the entire time looking at a pole killed me.

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Sat Aug 10, 2024 2:23 pm

That blue elephant thing….

the first page of this thread is just me getting dog piled for the stance that all Star Wars movies going forward will suck and is just proof that wisdom makes you a leper

You call that dog piled?

anyone not agreeing with me (who is right 1000% of the time) is assault

im really not going point for point across the entire page but just superficially you were wrong about the trailers because at least one or two of the traailers for the new movies were great

john williams

first couple pages of this thread are deeply upsetting

I like how soiled depends shows up instantly to shit on the whole endeavor, and then keeps showing up to keep on a-shittin'

return of the jedi is still the best SW movie

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2024 10:14 am im really not going point for point across the entire page but just superficially you were wrong about the trailers because at least one or two of the traailers for the new movies were great

john williams

i'll concede the point that they squeezed a couple of good trailers out of the dreck.

Necrometer wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2024 11:40 am
return of the jedi is still the best SW movie

It rules so hard and the people who say it's "the bad one" because of ewoks or whatever are fucking retards

Jabbas palace, endor speeder bikes, the entire ending with luke v vader v Emperor.... so fucking cool.

Delusions of Grandeur is a phrase uttered not once, but twice in the original films. Is that the hot now saying the kids be saying in a galaxy far, far away?

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2024 12:06 pm

Necrometer wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2024 11:40 am
return of the jedi is still the best SW movie

It rules so hard and the people who say it's "the bad one" because of ewoks or whatever are fucking retards

Jabbas palace, endor speeder bikes, the entire ending with luke v vader v Emperor.... so fucking cool.

For pure entertainment value it's gotta be the best for the reasons you mentioned. And it looks fucking great. For story/"lore" purposes it's a little weak but who gives a fuck. "Oh, they killed Boba Fett too quickly!" Who cares? Nobody gave a fuck about that dude until E.T. "Oh, Han isn't as carefree and badass as he was in the first two," yeah, maybe almost dying changed him a bit? "The Ewoks are lame and pander to kids." The whole fucking thing panders to kids. The older I've gotten, and the more I've seen the fandom eat itself alive over the dumbest shit imaginable, the more I've become a ROTJ supporter. Empire is obviously a great movie too but ROTJ is the best at what that original trilogy was all about.