Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
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WHERE did you copy and paste that from
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Necrometer wrote:Instead, many women are looking for guys who have good careers, love kids, and offer a soft tummy to lay on after a long day of working harder than us — all things that dad bods promise. Tight torsos and thick biceps are too busy at the gym to own businesses and keep the kitchen clean. To put it another way, a dad bod isn’t attractive because of what it looks like, but because what it says.
And what is that, you ask? A dad bod says I have a job, responsibilities and enough money to nod approvingly when someone says “guacamole is extra.” A dad bod owns a suit, makes car payments on a fuel-efficient vehicle and applies tasteful amounts of cologne before heading out the door. Send him a YouTube compilation of puppies doing cute stuff and afterward he’ll happily discuss which cute stuff was his favorite cute stuff.
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Someone actually wrote that.
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he actually references guacamole a second time in the article:Ray wrote:WHERE did you copy and paste that from
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Cryptoplasty wrote:Someone actually wrote that.
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
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subway has these commercials where the actors are really pumped over saying the word "guacamole" like it is exotic and they haven't ever used it before, it's so fucking retarded because these things are airing in so cal and avocados have been mainstream since forever here. is it different smoewhere else in the states like in ohio? is subway barely starting to use guacamole over there and they are using ads from that area here? subway is terrible...
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Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Footlong Chipotle Chicken Melt with Guacamole- 1060 calories. Eat fresh.
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Just heard about this trend last night. The exact kind of dudes I want to punch in the gut when I see them in public. What a bunch of nonsense to propagate.Cryptoplasty wrote:This Dad Bod thing is really getting out of control.
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I refuse to think about my body
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I refuse to think about your body too.
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I'm giving this less than another week until everyone forgets about it again.Ghost Dad wrote:Just heard about this trend last night. The exact kind of dudes I want to punch in the gut when I see them in public. What a bunch of nonsense to propagate.Cryptoplasty wrote:This Dad Bod thing is really getting out of control.
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If the hipsters in my neighborhood start embracing it I'm just gonna lose it. I hope you're right.
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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I think it's really cool that after thousands of posts in the infapuated thread over the years you guys are finally ready to dive into the important subject of what dude body type you approve of and/or feel inclined to punch
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Because its an arrogant assertion by lazy guys with shitty diets that they're sex symbols, and a bunch of media outlets are sensationalizing it. If you're gonna be paunchy and lazy, fine. But don't try to validate it because you have a job and do household chores.
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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Look at this fuckin' dad bod over here.Spooky Apparition wrote:I think it's really cool that after thousands of posts in the infapuated thread over the years you guys are finally ready to dive into the important subject of what dude body type you approve of and/or feel inclined to punch
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
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It's so dumb when things like "dad bod" have to blow up into some kind of meritorious statement. So you're not muscle-bound or you're a little out of shape, big deal. Isn't that the majority of grown folk?
I think I know the type of guys and ladies who would be touting dad bod on facebook and it would have nothing to do with what that article says it's supposed to symbolize.
I hope Big Dawg 69 co-opted it for his Sad Dad posts.
I think I know the type of guys and ladies who would be touting dad bod on facebook and it would have nothing to do with what that article says it's supposed to symbolize.
I hope Big Dawg 69 co-opted it for his Sad Dad posts.
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dad bod more like sad bod
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YupThe Torsion wrote:I will always assert that I'm a sex symbol
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Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
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Even the food looks depressing.
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That's a Wendy's frostyPisscubes wrote: Holy fuck, when she's dipping her pizza into whatever that lard bucket is, I actually, literally, for real puked in my mouth.
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I closed this as soon as the title loadedCryptoplasty wrote:http://youtu.be/-Hfduh7xYc0