Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms

[Idget Child]

That's an average speed of 2.12 mph.

[elephants gerald]

that's not even a brisk walk. that's straight up strolling

[Zap Rowsdower]

The marathon hog is the same person as the "ballerina"

[THE KILL]

This one almost had me pissing myself:

After taking 25 minutes for a desperately needed bathroom break at mile 2

[Necrometer]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

fuck yeah, I didn't know kelrick 13 did a marathon!

[Idget Child]

This one almost had me pissing myself:

After taking 25 minutes for a desperately needed bathroom break at mile 2

If anything, it sounds like it almost had her pissing herself.

[spacehamster]

So evidently Katie Couric made a documentary about how obesity is killing America's kids. Are they calling for her head on a stick yet?

[The Torsion]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdWcNJ17YY<

Fat broad bloo-blooing at Louis CK about how it's not fair that men don't want to date her but HOT GUYS TOTALLY FLIRT WITH ME BECAUSE THEY AREN'T INSECURE YOU BIGOT. I wonder if all the thin women jogging by and him becoming visibly uncomfortable when she says they'd make a great couple was intentional. Toss that fucking sack of shit in the East River to chum for Striped Bass.

[Natas]

Dude that show sucks. There I said it.

[The Torsion]

I'm sure it does.

[a world of no]

It didn't until this season (specifically that episode).

[spacehamster]

The episode's totally fine if you don't make the obvious mistake of assuming it's somehow about fat women when clearly it's not. I did think it was stupid how he treats her being fat like something that's somehow beyond her control, but, well, he is a fat dude himself. Not the show's best moment, but it was okay. I do like the confused reception it's been getting online. People are falling over one another trying to use it for their cause, and generally those who actually understood what it was about are angry about it.

[The Torsion]

I think she overestimates how many guys would fuck a fat woman instead of jerking off.

[Excessit]

"the uphills made me tired but the steep downhills had put pressure on a new part of my food..."

[Ray]

It didn't until this season (specifically that episode).

I'd be with you but that episode had the "Bang Bang" part. Robert Kelly became such a fatass

I think she overestimates how many guys would fuck a fat woman instead of jerking off.

Louie wrote all that shit. He just gave her a few too many whiny lines.

[Zap Rowsdower]

[FVBTVS]

[Whiffleball Ace]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I just went out of my way to log in before leaving work to let you know that you ruined my fucking day with this shit. Thanks. I can't help but think of all the fat bastards walking around out there with shit all over their hands touching all the same stuff that I touch. Fuck this thread, and you, sir.

[a world of no]

I like how it's ok to wipe back to front, just so long as you don't wipe "all the way into the vaginal area". the distance between the butthole and fanny is about the width of a sausage finger, so there's no way fats don't have poo in their babybox.

filing this little tidbit away for later shaming of the fatty fuckers on here. filthy fucking monsters.

[Black Jacques]

In their defense their taint is probably a marshmallow sized chunk of flesh that isn't easy to fly by.

I remember working with cattle and thinking about how unfortunate it was for their vagina to be located directly down-stream of their anus... I feel less sorry for the fats.

[a world of no]

chunky butts develop a canal of lard to better allow feces to flow towards the vaginal orifice and shit everything up.

"Nature intended i develop terrible bacterial infections from my own shit clogging up my pussy!! I'm bewtiful."

[Zap Rowsdower]

[elephants gerald]

[Spooky Apparition]

hahaha that guy on the left is killing me

also, this might be the most horrific thing I've ever read here:

chunky butts develop a canal of lard to better allow feces to flow towards the vaginal orifice and shit everything up.

"Nature intended i develop terrible bacterial infections from my own shit clogging up my pussy!! I'm bewtiful."

[THE KILL]

chunky butts develop a canal of lard to better allow feces to flow towards the vaginal orifice and shit everything up.

"Nature intended i develop terrible bacterial infections from my own shit clogging up my pussy!! I'm bewtiful."

hahaha that makes me want to play shitty noisegrind again and have a world of no writing all the lyrics