Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
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is that armpit hair?
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I haven't been able to sleep with a woman that's been morbidly obese yet and it's driving me nuts.Black Jacques wrote:Do these ladies have the stamina to even jerk a guy off? Slinky?
Is the wheezing distracting?
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Thrusting into a large mound of warm flesh is something I want to experience and it's been harder to achieve than you cunts think or can appreciate.
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have you tried craigslist? or loitering at a cracker barrel?
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I live in a rural canadian backwater so craigslist is out and probably why I don't know what a cracker barrel is.
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i miss cracker barrel so much. like every day i think about cracker barrel at least once and wish there was a fucking cracker barrel in california, i'm sure if they made one in south oc it would make a killing
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Cracker Barrel kept me and Kelly alive when we drove across The States and Subway was hot on our heels at every turn trying to kill us
None of this is explaining to me the appeal of fucking morbid obese women
But I'll tell you what pal, you come out to Vancouver and we'll find you one of those hogs and she'll drop her bucket of chicken when she hears your delightful accent and is shocked (as we all are, and continue to be) that you actually want to penetrate her romantically
None of this is explaining to me the appeal of fucking morbid obese women
But I'll tell you what pal, you come out to Vancouver and we'll find you one of those hogs and she'll drop her bucket of chicken when she hears your delightful accent and is shocked (as we all are, and continue to be) that you actually want to penetrate her romantically
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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great minds baby, great mindsRY4N wrote:tess holiday real name tess munster
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Sailor Moon Bc she has gravity. I'm too hungover to articulate that thought in a more clever way.
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ari is a pretty worthless low rent sack of unfunny shit imo, so i'm siding with the fat gimp on this one..
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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hahahspacehamster wrote:
wow
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nope
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That was a little uncalled for...
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I guess those scars run deep
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whoa
what did you do to fung tunt, ray??
what did you do to fung tunt, ray??
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I think I railed on him one time for his awful 8th grade-caliber comebacks to that one guy who doesn't really post here anymore...
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i think i insulted grindcore in general back in 2008 and he still wants to face me on aim.
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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I don't care about Ray, Fung Tut or Sadler ... It's just that post came out of no where...
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bland ed wrote: hahah
wow
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I have a good idea of where it came from... that or he takes offense to others not wanting to fuck a dolled up fatass. What a weird guy.
I care about you, Brandon...
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