This is horrible and should not ever have been allowed to happen.
Here is my idea. Set up camps for fat people around colorado. Workout on WEED camps. LIke a whole cult thing: everyone gets up in the morning, takes a hit from their huge communal gravity bong and starts exercising. You can charge people to do this probably. If you had the land, feed them some filling and healthy shit and make it a human fucking farm of fat stoned working out fuckers jamming out to headphones and shit. The smell the smell!
This is horrible and should not ever have been allowed to happen.
Here is my idea. Set up camps for fat people around colorado. Workout on WEED camps. LIke a whole cult thing: everyone gets up in the morning, takes a hit from their huge communal gravity bong and starts exercising. You can charge people to do this probably. If you had the land, feed them some filling and healthy shit and make it a human fucking farm of fat stoned working out fuckers jamming out to headphones and shit. The smell the smell! it would be awesome though like watching your little pit of stoned fat sweat hell.
EDIT HOLY SHIT THEY SHOULD DO SOEM SORT OF FUCKING TUMBLR FANDOM SHIT LINKIN THING AND
Oh I got it. Use the exercise of fatties for energy, to power the machines. HOLY SHIT
OK TO SUM UP HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER SEEN BLACK MIRROR? REEEELAPSE NEEDS TO MAKE A HIGHFATPOWERED FACTORY MAKING AMERICAN MADE GOODS. MADE WITH THE ENERGY OF BURNING AMERICAN FAT. MAERICAN WOOD. AMERICNA WHATEVER HOLY SHIT. THEY WILL PAY YOU TO PUT THEM TO THE GULAG. THEN WILL PAY A HIGH PRICE FOR THE AMERICAN MADE SHAREING ECONOMY CRAP LIKE WHITTLED SHIT OR FLASKS.
This is horrible and should not ever have been allowed to happen.
Here is my idea. Set up camps for fat people around colorado. Workout on WEED camps. LIke a whole cult thing: everyone gets up in the morning, takes a hit from their huge communal gravity bong and starts exercising. You can charge people to do this probably. If you had the land, feed them some filling and healthy shit and make it a human fucking farm of fat stoned working out fuckers jamming out to headphones and shit. The smell the smell! it would be awesome though like watching your little pit of stoned fat sweat hell.
EDIT HOLY SHIT THEY SHOULD DO SOEM SORT OF FUCKING TUMBLR FANDOM SHIT LINKIN THING AND
Oh I got it. Use the exercise of fatties for energy, to power the machines. HOLY SHIT
OK TO SUM UP HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER SEEN BLACK MIRROR? REEEELAPSE NEEDS TO MAKE A HIGHFATPOWERED FACTORY MAKING AMERICAN MADE GOODS. MADE WITH THE ENERGY OF BURNING AMERICAN FAT. MAERICAN WOOD. AMERICNA WHATEVER HOLY SHIT. THEY WILL PAY YOU TO PUT THEM TO THE GULAG. THEN WILL PAY A HIGH PRICE FOR THE AMERICAN MADE SHAREING ECONOMY CRAP LIKE WHITTLED SHIT OR FLASKS.
75K hand made artisinal axe handle. Carved by a WHOOVIAN WHO IS GETTING AS THIN AS TRENT
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
Good thing she put that trigger warning there, I almost fucking lost it!!
hipster holocaust wrote:
What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
Wouldn't this be good press for Target, since it means they have more room for small to large size clothing? It also means people can actually navigate the food isles and not have to wait for Jabba's Sail Barge to move in order to get through.
Sadly you have to conclude that as the majority of Americans grow to be obese, it's eventually bad business to not offer them the clothing they need. It's going to be funny though when the aisles are too narrow for two of these mammoths to pass each other without one of them backing up out of the way.
