Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms

[Necrometer]

water: deadly

cake: necessity


insanity aside, I'm sorta pro-cake... but it's shit compared to cookies, ice cream, and even pies

[takeasneededforpain]

How are you gonna do that, exactly?

I dunno, man, but there has to be a way. Maybe if we roll them all up in a big ball ball ball its own mass will cause it to collapse on itself like a black hole or something? Or we just feed them to the starving children in Africa.

Ah, the Sally Struthers Gambit. I am fairly certain only Kasparov could counter that...

[riley-o]

Once someone brings out the ol' doritos are better for you than broccoli argument

Someone trotting out that old gem is definitely the signal that you're dealing with a grandmaster of rhetoric who truly sees the world from above like a chess board..

[Blair]

She also then said she likes to wear vintage clothing but doesn't see the lack of that kind of stuff in her size as an indication that there weren't as many fat people back then-- only that vintage clothing is by definition old, and when clothes age, they fall apart so probably a lot of the fat sizes have disappeared due to aging and crumbling.

I admire this kind of satanic deviousness when it comes to rationalization. This chick has talent.

It's pretty impressive, really.

Now I'm wondering about my observed correlation between vintage clothing and fatsacks...

[bloodybloodlicker]

I think America's only growth industry at this point might be Excuses.

[james]

nobody has ever seriously said that doritos are better for you than broccoli right

[spacehamster]

nobody has ever seriously said that doritos are better for you than broccoli right

I dunno about no body, but I'd say no person.

[monsterod]

I don't have to resign myself to a life of fucking fat girls, even if I fuck a fat girl once in a while.

[THE KILL]

Had to switch off one minute in due to the not-funniness and the abundant use of the word like. Is there any reason to keep watching that bullshit or was it your point to show that vocal fatties are annoying?

[Cryptoplasty]

Had to switch off one minute in due to the not-funniness and the abundant use of the word like. Is there any reason to keep watching that bullshit or was it your point to show that vocal fatties are annoying?

PDX

What percentage of fat apologists, particularly female, live in Portland OR? I'm guessing it's pretty high.

Portland is also the running capital of America. Go figure.

[james]

I'm fairly certain that "cuckold" came back through porn...

100%

[monsterod]

and that's because it's awesome.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Ray]

I love how the official explanation for why Houston is rated the fattest city = something like, "Uh, it's hot and humid here, people don't like to go outside."

SCIENCE

And some bullshit like ratio of restaurants to gyms

[riley-o]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[monsterod]

and that's because it's awesome.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Man, that chick is the little engine that could.

gives a whole new meaning. and a better one, I feel....

[monsterod]

I just assumed it wasn't real.

[Necrometer]

Had to switch off one minute in due to the not-funniness and the abundant use of the word like. Is there any reason to keep watching that bullshit or was it your point to show that vocal fatties are annoying?

She's a pretty prominent anti-sizeism type on Jezebel; a decent number of her articles have been linked here, I think. She's super annoying in writing and it was gratifying to see that she's super annoying in person as well.

[riley-o]

She fucking better ?!

[copstache]

i bet she's fucking terrible with no sense of rhythm and use of teeth

[Necrometer]

http://fitfatties.ning.com/

somebody sign up and post the photos here...

[Raw Ting]

Do it. I can't support it by signing up.

[Raw Ting]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFe7aWN ... r_embedded#!<


wow.

[Necrometer]

ahahaha the pro-pizza testimonies

[Maery]

[Maery]