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Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:05 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
When giving birth women usually expel a giant pile of shit on top of the baby once it's popped out, which gives the little tyke a headstart on growing its own gut bacteria since they aren't born with them. In Western society doctors give women an enema to prevent that unaestethic childbirth shit explosion since all that blood and plancenta and womb water business is pretty gross to begin with I guess. In the future we will get optimally engineered poop gut pills and/or suppositories along with our childhood vaccinations.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:52 pm
by THE KILL
Zap Rowsdower wrote:Oh man, this is from the NYT article on that study:
“I’m very excited about this,” he added, saying the next step will be to try using gut bacteria to treat obesity by transplanting feces from thin people.
I really hope this is an elaborate practical joke on people who buy into bogus science. "I'm on that diet where all I eat is the shit of thin people. I'm not gonna be fat much longer."
Not a joke - my friend, who's got a PHD in biology, told me about the existence of shit transplantation. Imagine how I laughed when I heard that that's real thing
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:26 am
by takeasneededforpain
THE KILL wrote:Zap Rowsdower wrote:Oh man, this is from the NYT article on that study:
“I’m very excited about this,” he added, saying the next step will be to try using gut bacteria to treat obesity by transplanting feces from thin people.
I really hope this is an elaborate practical joke on people who buy into bogus science. "I'm on that diet where all I eat is the shit of thin people. I'm not gonna be fat much longer."
Not a joke - my friend, who's got a PHD in biology, told me about the existence of shit transplantation. Imagine how I laughed when I heard that that's real thing
It's not a dietary fix, though. Fecal transplant is used when patients have an invasive gut flora infestation of a harmful bacteria, and not enough of their own normal gut bacteria to fight it off.
Imagine a case of diarrhea you literally couldn't cure because the bacteria inducing it had thoroughly saturated your intestines, and you'll see why this even became a procedure.
This is usually seen in immune-compromised individuals, OR with antibiotic resistant bacteria strains.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:40 am
by Zap Rowsdower
Eat the shit. Become the thin person.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:04 am
by a world of no
However, a high-fat, low-fibre diet meant the mice still piled on the pounds.
aaaaaaaand this is why it won't make much of a difference. it's a fucking advantage at best. lazy fucks will still eat/sit lazy and stay fat.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:42 am
by danox3
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:48 am
by Ray
hahahaha look at those stray sausages
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:02 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
At first I thought that was some lady with an awesome caboose bent over
MFW I saw the toes
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:19 pm
by a world of no
fuck that bullshit...
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:55 am
by Zap Rowsdower
250-Pound Man Sadly In Best Shape Of His Life
http://www.theonion.com/articles/250pou ... ife,33874/
ORLANDO, FL—Stating that he has shed nearly 10 percent of his body weight this year and is now down to 250 pounds, local 36-year-old Michael Peters sadly revealed Monday that he is in the best shape of his life. “Man, I feel great!” said the still-obese man, whose health, depressingly enough, has reached an all-time peak, leaving him at high risk for heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, and many other serious conditions. “I’ve dropped 25 pounds, and for the first time in my adult life I’m wearing pants with a 46-inch waist. I’m back down to my college weight!” At press time, Peters was reportedly sweating.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:54 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:56 pm
by riley-o
Imagine if she put that much effort into eating a healthy diet of modest portions..
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:02 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
The people in the background are the best. "Just another fucking day in the Bay Area I guess."
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:06 pm
by Raw Ting
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Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:20 pm
by Comrade Slinky
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:40 pm
by FVBTVS
so beautiful 
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:33 pm
by bland ed
each time i see this ad, i'm okay with the initial cartoon drawing
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:44 pm
by riley-o
Continued attacks on crash dieting are among the most convincing arguments for why it's a good idea to be fat pig !
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:44 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:15 pm
by Ray
riley-o wrote:Continued attacks on crash dieting are among the most convincing arguments for why it's a good idea to be fat pig !
Well here's what she has to say to people like you Riley!!!
Okay.
Here is the thing.
I know no one will ever believe me when I say this, so fine. Whatever. But since, apparently, this isn't evident even among health professionals churning out ad campaigns, I do not fucking eat chocolate cereal and buckets of ice cream. Here is what I actually do: Pretty much every morning before work I walk 1.1 miles uphill to a coffee shop, which is across the street from the organic co-op where I do all my grocery shopping. I eat normal, human amounts of unprocessed, fresh, largely local foods. I have no mobility problems. I have flawless cholesterol and blood pressure. I never get colds, I have never been hospitalized. I have a great job, I make a good living, I'm in an incredibly happy relationship. Sometimes I eat dessert, sometimes I don't. I pay taxes. I take care of my family. I do not commit crimes. I'm nice to strangers. In general, I think you could say that I contribute more to the world than I take out of it.
And I'm a fucking epidemic? I'm a problem?
You have the gall to make generalizations about my life because, in your eyes, I superficially resemble a massive, diverse swath of the population whose lives you've also deigned to generalize? Whose complex, painful, messy, joyous lives you've boiled down to, "Har har too many Cheetos"? Please.
http://jezebel.com/5945955/its-hard-eno ... @lindywest
I know Lindy West is that feminist chick that went one-on-one with Jim Norton about censorship but it's hilarious to see that she's also on the Fatty front and just can't fucking handle it...
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:46 pm
by Gunther
i guess she left out the part where she gets some type of white chocolate latte covered in whipped cream every morning
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:54 pm
by spacehamster
What I want to know is how many calories she considers a "normal, human amount". I'm guessing she has no idea. They never do.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:22 pm
by Raw Ting
It always comes back to the point of, barring an actual medical condition or a fucked up metabolism, fat people over fucking eat and don't know proper portion sizes. I can't fucking stand seeing fat people pretend that they don't over god damn eat. So retarded. and a mile and a half walk uphill doesn't burn off even a quarter of the calories in a orange mocha frap with whip, you piece of shit, so don't even mention it.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:00 pm
by riley-o
I think it's fucking hilarious when some slob trots out the ol' "I'm an athlete ! Why, just this morning I walked over a mile, so don't make assumptions about my health !" Wow, you walked ?? A whole mile, you say ! Well haven't I been put in my place ! By the way, what do you get at the coffee shop when you walk (no, I know, uphill !) there, every day ?
My biggest problem with this, though, is that her argument seems to be that since she's not the person that the ads are targeting (assuming she's not lying about her portions and food choices, which, come on.) then NO ONE is the person these ads are targeting. And that seems like a pretty monstrous leap, especially for someone as girthy as Lindy.
Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:51 pm
by spacehamster
IRL the second somebody mentions walking in any vaguely health or exercise related context, I try to change the subject as fast as I can. Because fuck. I mean FUCK.
I mean, unless they're, like, 70.
