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phone sex? does she have a lovely telephone voice?

Necrometer wrote:

a world of no wrote:""joke"", yo. ""jyfiyp""

no, that's exactly how I meant it

good work resisting the urge to mock me somehow (!) for being ignorant of something from 4chan

nobody is mocking you, ross. this isn't the feminism thread. pfft... CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Valentine's candy on clearance at wally world

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ ... story.html

This rather honest non-anonymous piece about a person's professional obligations becoming in conflict with his personal standards has the fat activists all riled up because condishuns and shaming.

Seems like yesterday motorized carts were restricted to people with actual mobility issues...

i saw a 500 pound man pushing his power chair up a hill the other day when i was running. you could see his gut hang down from under his tee shirt because he had to lean into the chair as if he was pushing a broken down car. i was really confused so i just sat down on the curb for a minute

Black Jacques wrote:Seems like yesterday motorized carts were restricted to people with actual mobility issues...

I saw a woman in the grocery store yesterday using one, and she had a pretty bad looking bum leg. Probably in her 50s, and couldn't have weighed more than 130. I hope some fatty raged that there wasn't a scooter for her/him to beep around the narrow aisles with because someone actually needed it.

"If only there was a way to make me more fat... I'm just too lazy..."

Black Jacques wrote:Seems like yesterday motorized carts were restricted to people with actual mobility issues...

MUH FREEDUMS!

gah, they were stalled out long enough for the phone to be pulled out and used to snap a pic? taking a photo when someone's actually in a bad way is too far for me

I'm not usually this guy, but the 'than' there is fucking killing me

personal preference making that meme irrelevant aside, it would obviously help to have a bigger doggy dick to penetrate through rolls of fat. but that's just logistics. and that chick in the picture doesn't look too big, i doubt you'd need a 9 inch to mount her.

unfortunately for the universe, I think the woman pictured is not the only one using that JPG on the internet (although I am sure she is the one who wrote it in the first place)

i did fuck this "thick" girl once a long time ago and there was a little bit of cavernous vagina action going on there and while i am not some micropeen i'm not pavel exactly either you know..?

Necrometer wrote:taking a photo when someone's actually in a bad way is too far for me

It could've been mitigated if this guy used his feet to go get his diabetes juice.

Zap Rowsdower wrote:

Necrometer wrote:taking a photo when someone's actually in a bad way is too far for me

It could've been mitigated if this guy used his feet to go get his diabetes juice.

Now that's enough of your victim-shaming. Check your casual observer privilege at the door, buddy.

Zap Rowsdower wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ ... story.html

This rather honest non-anonymous piece about a person's professional obligations becoming in conflict with his personal standards has the fat activists all riled up because condishuns and shaming.

http://gawker.com/your-doctor-is-probab ... 1535358667

This is pretty gud.

Zap Rowsdower wrote:

Zap Rowsdower wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ ... story.html

This rather honest non-anonymous piece about a person's professional obligations becoming in conflict with his personal standards has the fat activists all riled up because condishuns and shaming.

http://gawker.com/your-doctor-is-probab ... 1535358667

This is pretty gud.

He looked exasperated. "There's no possible way you're not eating too much."

yeah, that's really spot on

let's all recall that gawker owns jezebel, so it's totally in their interests to keep this interesting debate going ... forever

but oh jesus so much calories in calories out in the comments

my head is spinning fast enough to whip up bulletproof coffee...

Zap Rowsdower wrote:

Zap Rowsdower wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ ... story.html

This rather honest non-anonymous piece about a person's professional obligations becoming in conflict with his personal standards has the fat activists all riled up because condishuns and shaming.

http://gawker.com/your-doctor-is-probab ... 1535358667

This is pretty gud.

More than that it's important.

I wonder how small a plane could fly a really fat person, like could you get one to fly if the fat person took up the whole cabin and what would happen if it crashed. If a fat man an a fat woman flew their personal pan airplanes into eachother what pattern would the resulting debris take. Perhaps a sequence of these experiments could be carried out, and the resulting patterns of debris searched for any possible hint's as to future events.

The casting of obese people's bones to divine future events is known as cholesteromancy

I was an off-and-on smoker for 8 years. Even before smoking I could never run long distances due to childhood asthma or just never having developed lung capacity for endurance running. Smoking never negatively impacted my health, but I was god damn sure that it wasn't healthy.

Saying there are healthy obese people to me is like saying there are smokers who don't have lung cancer. It's simply a matter of time.