Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
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That's an average speed of 2.12 mph.
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that's not even a brisk walk. that's straight up strolling
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The marathon hog is the same person as the "ballerina"
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This one almost had me pissing myself:
Zap Rowsdower wrote:After taking 25 minutes for a desperately needed bathroom break at mile 2
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fuck yeah, I didn't know kelrick 13 did a marathon!Zap Rowsdower wrote:SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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If anything, it sounds like it almost had her pissing herself.THE KILL wrote:This one almost had me pissing myself:
Zap Rowsdower wrote:After taking 25 minutes for a desperately needed bathroom break at mile 2
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So evidently Katie Couric made a documentary about how obesity is killing America's kids. Are they calling for her head on a stick yet?
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdWcNJ17YY<
Fat broad bloo-blooing at Louis CK about how it's not fair that men don't want to date her but HOT GUYS TOTALLY FLIRT WITH ME BECAUSE THEY AREN'T INSECURE YOU BIGOT. I wonder if all the thin women jogging by and him becoming visibly uncomfortable when she says they'd make a great couple was intentional. Toss that fucking sack of shit in the East River to chum for Striped Bass.
Fat broad bloo-blooing at Louis CK about how it's not fair that men don't want to date her but HOT GUYS TOTALLY FLIRT WITH ME BECAUSE THEY AREN'T INSECURE YOU BIGOT. I wonder if all the thin women jogging by and him becoming visibly uncomfortable when she says they'd make a great couple was intentional. Toss that fucking sack of shit in the East River to chum for Striped Bass.
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Dude that show sucks. There I said it.
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It didn't until this season (specifically that episode).
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The episode's totally fine if you don't make the obvious mistake of assuming it's somehow about fat women when clearly it's not. I did think it was stupid how he treats her being fat like something that's somehow beyond her control, but, well, he is a fat dude himself. Not the show's best moment, but it was okay. I do like the confused reception it's been getting online. People are falling over one another trying to use it for their cause, and generally those who actually understood what it was about are angry about it.
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I think she overestimates how many guys would fuck a fat woman instead of jerking off.
Haha,
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"the uphills made me tired but the steep downhills had put pressure on a new part of my food..."
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I'd be with you but that episode had the "Bang Bang" part. Robert Kelly became such a fatassa world of no wrote:It didn't until this season (specifically that episode).
Louie wrote all that shit. He just gave her a few too many whiny lines.The Torsion wrote:I think she overestimates how many guys would fuck a fat woman instead of jerking off.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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I like how it's ok to wipe back to front, just so long as you don't wipe "all the way into the vaginal area". the distance between the butthole and fanny is about the width of a sausage finger, so there's no way fats don't have poo in their babybox.
filing this little tidbit away for later shaming of the fatty fuckers on here. filthy fucking monsters.
filing this little tidbit away for later shaming of the fatty fuckers on here. filthy fucking monsters.
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In their defense their taint is probably a marshmallow sized chunk of flesh that isn't easy to fly by.
I remember working with cattle and thinking about how unfortunate it was for their vagina to be located directly down-stream of their anus... I feel less sorry for the fats.
I remember working with cattle and thinking about how unfortunate it was for their vagina to be located directly down-stream of their anus... I feel less sorry for the fats.
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Re: Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
chunky butts develop a canal of lard to better allow feces to flow towards the vaginal orifice and shit everything up.
"Nature intended i develop terrible bacterial infections from my own shit clogging up my pussy!! I'm bewtiful."
"Nature intended i develop terrible bacterial infections from my own shit clogging up my pussy!! I'm bewtiful."
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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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hahaha that guy on the left is killing me
also, this might be the most horrific thing I've ever read here:
also, this might be the most horrific thing I've ever read here:
a world of no wrote:chunky butts develop a canal of lard to better allow feces to flow towards the vaginal orifice and shit everything up.
"Nature intended i develop terrible bacterial infections from my own shit clogging up my pussy!! I'm bewtiful."
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hahaha that makes me want to play shitty noisegrind again and have a world of no writing all the lyricsa world of no wrote:chunky butts develop a canal of lard to better allow feces to flow towards the vaginal orifice and shit everything up.
"Nature intended i develop terrible bacterial infections from my own shit clogging up my pussy!! I'm bewtiful."
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