need your input and help, guys!

[ghost boner]

i mentioned before that there is an opening for a professional partier job from this comedian chick. i am totally applying. i need you guys to help me with ideas and possibly endorsements or something. i dont know. in any case. here is what i have so far. going to add more to this i just want to get a rough idea of where im going with it.


http://youtu.be/71r0vHbA76c


and heres the info on the whole thing


http://www.alispagnola.com/powerhour/casting/


help meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


edit: god damn youtube tag. if that doesnt work i have it somewhere else too. lemme know

[hipster holocaust]

What are your strong points?

[hipster holocaust]

Would you be willing to have sex with her?

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Endorsement given in Comments section.

[hipster holocaust]

Endorsement given in Comments section.

[Idget Child]

If I didn't know you, I would have been sold by the book toss.

[hipster holocaust]

In all seriousness besides you not barking while you're whipping around the desert...that shit's gold

[ghost boner]

Thanks guys. Im gonna add some more shit. Prolly just clips of partying. And johnny that comment!!! So good!

[hipster holocaust]

Which one?

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Vern, you need to post a link to that video of you drunkenly shuffling to some rap song. I can't find it right now...

[riley-o]

Video:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71r0vHbA76c<

book toss fucking killed it

[Chad]

vern's trip from a guy drinking hard sometimes to looking like a guru under a bridge was almost seamless

[Necrometer]

vid is really good!

I watched the comedian chick's promo thing and it seems really booze-centered, but your video is booze-free, so I think it might hurt your chances at winning the competition

though you've already won my heart

[This Means War]

Dropped a comment.

[ghost boner]

Hahaha all the youtube comments rule so hard. You guys are the best. Im gonna add some boozing ross. Oh ill add some boozing alright

[Black Jacques]

Aren't there lots of pictures of you passed out in places? Like on the back of a truck?

[Necrometer]

Hahaha all the youtube comments rule so hard. You guys are the best. Im gonna add some boozing ross. Oh ill add some boozing alright

and yeah, the photos bjs mentioned

[Necrometer]

why didn't you show off your bicep bardexters !?!?!?

[james]

And you NEED, let me repeat, NEED to show off the NO WIMPS tattoo. That is a big part of your legend.

this needs to fucking have a whole fucking thing dude, yes

how can we rally in support of you? You can crowdsource our enthusiasm in some constructive way??

[Necrometer]

I thought the "no symbol" was called a bardexter but the internet says this is 0% official... the only thing linking the two is an excerpt from OMNI magazine in February 1979:

For the record, the standardized "NO"
symbol is a diagonal that slants from the
upper left to the lower right, from the view-
er's perspective. This is the "bar dexter,"
or right-handed stripe, that slants in the
same direction as the stripes on most
men's ties and coats-of-arms. In addition,
this direction mimics the cross-body slant
of a right-handed warrior reaching for a
sword carried at the left hip. The opposite
stripe is a "bar sinister," and in the tradition
of English heraldry it denotes "bastard"
and was used on the coats-of-arms of a
ruler's illegitimate sons.

[ghost boner]

I forgot I had that tattoo! Will add that to the video. And james I was thinking of adding a part where I say something like "heres some of my supporters endorsements" and if you guys wanted to record something I would add it

[Honky Kong 64]

Video:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71r0vHbA76c<

book toss fucking killed it

Holy shit the pan over to the dog mask in the jeep was a thing of rare art.

[Geeheeb]

I think your identity as a dude and a partyer really eclipses the part of your life spent in Spring Break. I mean, my job isn't my identity. Erik13 is much more than a delivery dude (correct me if I'm wrong erik). Also its not like you were just a MEMBER of the band, more like there was too much party to contain and you decided to set some of that to music. This is really discounted in your video. Just like forgetting to put the NO WHIMPS tattoo in there, you're leaving out some other crucial stuff...perhaps not being able to see the forest for the trees here.

[ghost boner]

I just dont know how to describe that I party really hard? Ill get drunk and figure it out

[ghost boner]

Also thanks for the info man! All of this is helping me out!