Since July I've been assaulted on all fronts by this Lysol lemon scented shit. Where did this piss magically come from, and how can I send it back to Never-land with all the other pedophile drinks?
takeasneededforpain wrote:
Fuck you, Mike. If I wanted to gargle pine cones, I'd blow a spruce tree.
If you can't tell the difference between hop and a pine cone, you're banned from beer. Enjoy your appletini, ma'am.
I know the difference between hops and pine cones... and the flavor difference ain't that much.
They're vile things that should be reserved for lagers, Pilsners and other types of nigh-undrinkable swill.
The Bill wrote:Since July I've been assaulted on all fronts by this Lysol lemon scented shit. Where did this piss magically come from, and how can I send it back to Never-land with all the other pedophile drinks?
it's aimed at that elusive market of people who want to drink but don't want to really feel it, and who don't care if what they're drinking to not get buzzed tastes like shit, and who don't mind looking like total choads.
spacehamster wrote:IPAs are the best kinds of beers
Eh, I thought so too at one point. I've learned over the years that if you add MORE flavor (hops and spices) doesn't necessarily mean that the end result will be a better beer. I love vanilla, but just because I put a fuckton more vanilla extract into a cake before baking it won't guarantee it will turn out great, or even good.
Chad wrote: ↑Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:07 pm I'm not a fascist, I follow a bunch of Japanese rabbit owners on Twitter bc rabbits are cute
spacehamster wrote:IPAs are the best kinds of beers
Eh, I thought so too at one point. I've learned over the years that if you add MORE flavor (hops and spices) doesn't necessarily mean that the end result will be a better beer. I love vanilla, but just because I put a fuckton more vanilla extract into a cake before baking it won't guarantee it will turn out great, or even good.
he can probably go to the liquor store and get something without the word HOPS in the name
fuck sometimes i just want a pilsner
and you go in there and it's all Imperial Vanilla IPA with Grapefruit
Hop's Fist
Thor's Hopper
i especially like the trend in IPA branding and advertisement that basically calls you a pussy if you're not obliterating your tastebuds with their beer
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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
in the pacific northwest theres basically 4 ipas that are on tap at every bar that taste like they come out of the same keg with different tap handles. imperial or the cheapest swill on the chalkboard.
copstache wrote:i especially like the trend in IPA branding and advertisement that basically calls you a Kuhni Lemmel if you're not obliterating your tastebuds with their beer
I was just saying this to someone the other day.
"What? You don't want a pint of the Fuck Your Face With a John Holmes Serving of Hops Cock? Pffft. Go get a Miller Light, asshole."
Chad wrote: ↑Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:07 pm I'm not a fascist, I follow a bunch of Japanese rabbit owners on Twitter bc rabbits are cute
hipster holocaust wrote:Read my original post, guy.
That made a reasonable amount of sense (I just haven't met an IPA yet that I thought had too much hop in it just for the sake of there being more hop, but generally speaking your reasoning is reasonably reasonable), but I'm not seeing a whole lot here otherwise beyond, hipsters like IPAs and I saw an ad for one that I didn't like once, therefore we're required to drink fucking lite beer swill and pretend they're real man beers.
Which, you know, is one way to make your beer choice, I guess. Kinda the same way 12 year old girls pick their shoes.
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