I was just listening to a phone system tell me to press "Number sign," and it made me ponder the superiority of referring to the symbol as "The Pound Sign." I want to go around verbalizing hashtags now by yelling "POUND" in front of buzzwords.Zap Rowsdower wrote:Also someone saying "hashtag".Raw Ting wrote: really? used
Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
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calling fluffy snaredrum tickling a blastbeat
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Cascade Whore wrote:milkmandan wrote:Artisan
everything being "chipotle"
Also: I hate/love your face
Or craft. Fucking "artisan" or "craft"
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Geeheeb wrote:calling fluffy snaredrum tickling a blastbeat
Which do you hate more:
1)gravity blasts
2)tappers
3)the scrambled egg thing Hoak does
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I can't stand it when people call each other "bruh" instead of "bro".
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I'm pretty sick of hearing the word "narrative" whenever I watch something news-y.
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Cascade Whore wrote:Also: I hate/love your face
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBSO4alvfGE<
what the hell is that familiar triplety, descending chord progression at the end of the main/verse riff?
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young shaver interviewed on sports talk radio this morning, when talking about HIS BEARD saidpostaddiction wrote:"A thing," as in "I didn't know that was a thing now."
"yeah My beard's become a thing"
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BELLENDS FROM PUFFLAND AKA SHITNAILER CITY PONCIN AROUND WITH A DIKHEAD DRINK LIKE A PROPER FLOUNCEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THESE BALLS OF CUM GOIN UP AN THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE SAYIN SHITE LIKE
'I'm gonna get like, a drink?' OR 'I'm stood outside the pub,? like, waiting?'
CUNTLIPS HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHERE YER STOOD ARE YA BLIND DON KIDDICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THESE BALLS OF CUM GOIN UP AN THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE SAYIN SHITE LIKE
'I'm gonna get like, a drink?' OR 'I'm stood outside the pub,? like, waiting?'
CUNTLIPS HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHERE YER STOOD ARE YA BLIND DON KIDDICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the cure?Necrometer wrote:Cascade Whore wrote:Also: I hate/love your face
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBSO4alvfGE<
what the hell is that familiar triplety, descending chord progression at the end of the main/verse riff?
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YES! thank you! I had a flash of The Cure recognition this morning and got as far as "it isn't Friday I'm in Love"
this is hilarious to me
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9hOFOgqOds<
this is hilarious to me
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9hOFOgqOds<
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I went to youtube and did Fire In Cairo, then gave up.Necrometer wrote:YES! thank you! I had a flash of The Cure recognition this morning and got as far as "it isn't Friday I'm in Love"
this is hilarious to me
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9hOFOgqOds<
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Vernacular?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
That's a Derby!
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxAk3B_zS5k<
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxAk3B_zS5k<
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d.hellion wrote:I went to youtube and did Fire In Cairo, then gave up.
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ross already has a skinhead past and is now posting nazi band vids?
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one high school friend gobbled that stuff up for shock value
I dare you to read through the comments on that video...
I dare you to read through the comments on that video...
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Their cover of "Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" is...y'know, I'm not even posting it.
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cray cray
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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sitch (situation)
resto (restaurant)
resto (restaurant)
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Contemporary lazy smug/ironic detachment.Pisscubes wrote:I think I'm pretty enraged over how every fucking article in the Gawker/Jezebel Blog family has the exact same kind of language. A lot of it has been dropped in this thread-- "Worsst/Best [thing] EVER", "_____ does ____ because" (Like "Male Priest disrobes little girls because PATRIARCHY), Ending an article title with the parenthetic "(No, Seriously), over-use of EPIC and WIN, etc.
It's not even the use of any of them specifically, just that every article uses this stuff and none of them have their own voice. It's a really shitty kind of cut and paste writing and it sucks.
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"Jelly" for jealous. The contexts for these are the worst, too.
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postaddiction wrote:"Jelly" for jealous. The contexts for these are the worst, too.
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forgot a major culprit until i was just reminded of it twice in a row. bitches using "just" too much, and in a wrong way.
"I just love these guys!"
i've noticed this A LOT lately
"I just love these guys!"
i've noticed this A LOT lately