the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[Black Jacques]

Imageshack comes through thanks imageshack

[pooptastik]

http://malformalady.tumblr.com/
https://www.instagram.com/kelly_durette/?hl=en
WHOA.

[FVBTVS]

https://youtu.be/Kj-zfdNBVDs

[MeatGrease]

did I tell you guys the story of my sister's friend who fucked R Kelly at his place, fell asleep, and then woke up alone in a bedroom which she soon discovered had no apparent exit? she eventually found the door (which was essentially hidden in a wall), but just imagine waking up in a place for the first time and finding no way out

Too bad he didn't strangle the fucking mudshark. Where's 'The Juice' when you need him?

[Toilet Fleet]

the bidness just upgraded our work laptops to newish thinkpads with fingerprint scanners—i know, not exactly the latest and greatest, but it's the first computer i've ever had with even that level of biometrics

and biometric logins are raaaaaaaaaaad

i was using my personal macbook for so much shit because the old thinkpads were so clunky and mediocre; now the macbook is getting a new life as a porn-only machine or whatever the fuck

[Geeheeb]

Dio hologram tour???

[FVBTVS]

uhhhh so whats up with youtube links

[Necrometer]

also spoiler tags are broken and my theme has abandoned me

[MeatGrease]

https://redice.tv/news/scottish-taxpaye ... m=facebook

Homo Erectus living in Scotland is oppressed by the existence of Scottish history in Scotland

[FVBTVS]

according to one of my savannah friends, victoria scalisi, the singer of damad, has passed away. pretty shitty news.

[Geeheeb]

[ThePhillyExperiment]

I just noticed that Stripes has the same music as Animal House.

[Chad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfAPhJW5fOY

[Necrometer]

https://streamable.com/co5rv

shreki is going to prison for fraud and he uses his press conference to brag about how much money he made for his scumbag pals

[hipster holocaust]

Doug just posted this shit on my FB wall and I can't stop giggling

[FVBTVS]

https://twitter.com/jamesharveytm/statu ... 2295137280

yeah they're so good

[Necrometer]

ahahahaha those sketches

just realized I typed "shreki" up there - shkreli's more of a troll than an ogre but we'll chalk it up to freud anyway

[FVBTVS]

if we were still in the golden age of boarding those would all make wonderful avatars

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

http://scubby.com/meet-inspirational-af ... d-aged-19/

[hipster holocaust]

if we were still in the golden age of boarding those would all make wonderful avatars

[FVBTVS]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXZkGA8gbtz/

[FVBTVS]

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... are_btn_tw

[Toilet Fleet]

we're potentially at the point in a few months where we're looking to buy a place for the wife and kids here in oc/la while I split my time in illinois; and i'm like, kinda shocked how affordable "first home" kinda places are here. didn't expect that at all.

"here" excludes los angeles proper tho, and i'm not sure if I want to roll the dice on like boyle heights yet

[Necrometer]

congrats? I mean you're saying your surprised things are affordable somewhere but then you state that your somewhere is actually nowhere

this is a pretty good read - SF power-couple (seems like two women?) in search of dream assistant:
http://i.imgur.com/SYGNjwB.jpg
The offered wage has fluctuated wildly: it was originally $17-20/hr, but then dropped to $10-15/hr due to "high demand"

[featherboa]

This guys lawyer bux have untethered him from reality