riley-o wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:20 pm
My brothers I have been without a dishwasher for over three years and it’s a living hell beyond all imaginings or hyperbole
I would take the worlds most terribly loaded dishwasher as a Vernonian gift from the gods at this point, like you could put all my nesting pots filthy and nested in there and I would just clap you on the back and call you a friend indeed, where not even a friend with weed is better, and we would laff and find ourselves on the front porch in rocking chairs, sipping a good whiskey and remembering our teenage years wistfully And longingly but thankful and grateful nonetheless, the sound of the dishwasher faint now, fainter than the crickets as the last shred of sun disappears over the horizon
I gotta ask: why don't you... buy one?
Because there’s nowhere to put it in the kitchen of the place I rent
Do I have to spell that out because of some culture war reason
riley-o wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:20 pm
My brothers I have been without a dishwasher for over three years and it’s a living hell beyond all imaginings or hyperbole
I would take the worlds most terribly loaded dishwasher as a Vernonian gift from the gods at this point, like you could put all my nesting pots filthy and nested in there and I would just clap you on the back and call you a friend indeed, where not even a friend with weed is better, and we would laff and find ourselves on the front porch in rocking chairs, sipping a good whiskey and remembering our teenage years wistfully And longingly but thankful and grateful nonetheless, the sound of the dishwasher faint now, fainter than the crickets as the last shred of sun disappears over the horizon
I gotta ask: why don't you... buy one?
Because there’s nowhere to put it in the kitchen of the place I rent
Do I have to spell that out because of some culture war reason
What is happening to this world
well...
The Bill wrote:Kids today with their artificially flavored kunt hands!
He doesn't have a place to put one. A portable one you might suggest, butt maybe that's not allowed with his landlord/lease or whatever . Idk. From what I gather he really wants one it's just not possible.
the awesome Assassin wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:26 am
He doesn't have a place to put one. A portable one you might suggest, butt maybe that's not allowed with his landlord/lease or whatever . Idk. From what I gather he really wants one it's just not possible.
Thanks man for the explanation (and I'm only being mildly sarcastic here, I actually enjoy these peaceful interactions a lot more than all the petty griping EBA and Riley apparently can't do without) but rest assured I get it. I simply pointed out how Riley's first post implied that he would immediately accept a dishwasher from somebody else, which prompted my question.
The Bill wrote:Kids today with their artificially flavored kunt hands!
featherboa wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:48 am
i don't have a dishwarsher either and everyone's using their water cup for one sip then getting another one
I have a portable dishwasher in my garage and will personally deliver it to Riley for $14,000, which is how much it would cost me to get it to him including pain and suffering and potential lawsuits already in progress. I've started a gofundme and believe me, if I get the money I'll fucking do it. C'mon guys I need this.
Riley can have my old dishwasher but only if he posts a video of him hitting it with tiger knees and then he has to record a noisecore demo where he beats on it with his hands for drums like the band Minch.
samiam wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm
Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
anyways, not to be a dick here but I often enjoy doing the dishes by hand, it gives me a bit of a zen vibe. Then again I have to admit my job doesn't involve hard physical labour and I own a dishwasher (which sucks btw), so I don't have to do it too often
The Bill wrote:Kids today with their artificially flavored kunt hands!
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