the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[Eight Bit Alien]

Actually wiot but what can ya do. The shit st the end killed me

I love people so much

[Eight Bit Alien]

Why lie about your age like that

[FVBTVS]

lately ive been really extra grateful the board is still around and for most of the people who still contribute

[Whee of the Dead]

late ive been really extra grateful the board is still around and for most of the people who still contribute

[Introvert]

late ive been really extra grateful the board is still around and for most of the people who still contribute

Pro Team Care!

[FVBTVS]

[Toilet Fleet]

Cringed so hard I think a little bit of pee came out

[the awesome Assassin]

[FVBTVS]

[Necrometer]

content warning: this is an extremely basic topic

we need a formal office of How To Load The Dishwasher

I know this is a tired-out punchline, done to death by "comedians"

it's also a very real thing, though. some people are doomed beyond all hope when it comes to putting stuff in a dishwasher, and (naturally) I am pretty damn sure I have it all figured out. but how do we know for sure?

maybe instead of bureaucracy it could be a sport. either way, I need official validation that I am an absolute badass when it comes to loading a dishwasher. or - if I still have more to learn - I'll be happy to be taken down a peg. i just can't let these terrible, TERRIBLE dishwasher loadists gallavanting around as if it's all just a matter of taste...

[Toilet Fleet]

Depending on your model of dishwasher, there is a roster of bowls that go in first and then there are the other, misshapen, burgeoning bowls that should feel so lucky as to share the same rinse cycle as our petite little porcelain goddesses

[featherboa]

My dishwasher isn't a model

[ghost boner]

Who cares how it's loaded? Just not having to do dishes by hand is an absolute gift from the gods! I seriously wash like 5 things at a time and it's loaded like 1/4 of the way full. Fuck it. GIFT FROM GOD

[Toilet Fleet]

Yeah but some people take a gift like that and choose to celebrate it through refinement of craft

although I absolutely respect the running it just because method, that's honestly pretty goated (but impossible in my current situation)

[Hunter]

Dishwasher?? You mean my WIFE?

jk I actually do all the dishes by hand because: reasons

[Necrometer]

Who cares how it's loaded?

I'll see you IN COURT

or ON THE COURT

if I had my way this would not be shrug-off-able

(your court)

[ghost boner]

to be fair i live by myself and am only home on weekends and use like 3 dishes during that time so every two weeks ill run it on like 6 dishes

[riley-o]

My brothers I have been without a dishwasher for over three years and it’s a living hell beyond all imaginings or hyperbole

I would take the worlds most terribly loaded dishwasher as a Vernonian gift from the gods at this point, like you could put all my nesting pots filthy and nested in there and I would just clap you on the back and call you a friend indeed, where not even a friend with weed is better, and we would laff and find ourselves on the front porch in rocking chairs, sipping a good whiskey and remembering our teenage years wistfully And longingly but thankful and grateful nonetheless, the sound of the dishwasher faint now, fainter than the crickets as the last shred of sun disappears over the horizon

[Toilet Fleet]

You wanna fedex me your dishes I can do them for you

[FVBTVS]

if it wasnt for podcasts id literally drown in dirty silverware

but ive only got a couple bowls and a couples plates. thats how to roll

[Eight Bit Alien]

I don't have a dishwash. But literally a guy lives in my house and he does the dishes and mows the lawn. This is absolutely true but i will never expand on it or explain it so never ask

[cxwx]

I have a dishwasher but I just hand wash.

[cxwx]

[THE KILL]

My brothers I have been without a dishwasher for over three years and it’s a living hell beyond all imaginings or hyperbole

I would take the worlds most terribly loaded dishwasher as a Vernonian gift from the gods at this point, like you could put all my nesting pots filthy and nested in there and I would just clap you on the back and call you a friend indeed, where not even a friend with weed is better, and we would laff and find ourselves on the front porch in rocking chairs, sipping a good whiskey and remembering our teenage years wistfully And longingly but thankful and grateful nonetheless, the sound of the dishwasher faint now, fainter than the crickets as the last shred of sun disappears over the horizon

I gotta ask: why don't you... buy one?

[FVBTVS]

i bought a kate bush poster in my sleep last night