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Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:52 am
by FVBTVS
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:07 am
by Black Jacques
Winds are blowing at ~100km/hr and my plane leaves in the morning.
Gunther can have all my hockey jerseys and GFC can have my boots if I die.
Geheeb can have my pickles and Ruley can have my vinarterta should I perish
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:12 am
by Black Jacques
Motherfuckin no-one's gettin my eatmore.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:12 am
by Necrometer
Black Jacques wrote:Ruley
I knew you had one in you!
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:22 am
by Black Jacques
It's right beside the i
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:28 am
by Necrometer
So close, yet so far...
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:17 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
Goddammit I can't find a link to the story. Does anybody remember the dentist who got busted for putting his jizz in a syringe and squirting into it female patient's mouths, telling them it was a "numbing agent".
One woman blew the lid off the deal when she said "Hey! This tastes like sperm!" and turned him in, iirc.
That's all. Carry on.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:31 pm
by FVBTVS
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:34 pm
by Necrometer
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:53 pm
by Raw Ting
going for a maximum weight SNATCH for 3 reps where time is a factor in a competition is fucking RETARDED
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:07 pm
by \m/Johnny\m/
Is that to see who can fuck the most fat chicks? How much time do you get? Is it by total weight or number of chix?
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:11 pm
by riley-o
Crossfit Unbroken
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:01 pm
by Necrometer
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:43 pm
by Necrometer
just got sucked into a rag-vortex of the web backlash to this tweet from The Onion:
I still can't wrap my head around how anyone could take that seriously, or summarize it as "The Onion called Wallis the C-word"
The most confusing thing is how The Onion apologized for it as if THEY ACTUALLY DID SINCERELY CALL HER A CUNT:
Dear Readers,
On behalf of The Onion, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensive—not to mention inconsistent with The Onion’s commitment to parody and satire, however biting.
No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire.
The tweet was taken down within an hour of publication. We have instituted new and tighter Twitter procedures to ensure that this kind of mistake does not occur again.
In addition, we are taking immediate steps to discipline those individuals responsible.
Miss Wallis, you are young and talented and deserve better. All of us at The Onion are deeply sorry.
Sincerely,
Steve Hannah
CEO
The Onion
...which makes it worse IMHO
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:11 pm
by BUNGVOX
i dont even know who she is and i think shes a cunt.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:27 pm
by hipster holocaust
BUNGVOX wrote:i dont even know who she is and i think shes a cunt.
+2
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:36 pm
by Friendly Goatus
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytndTdKba24<
This is a REAL commercial for REAL beer.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:57 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:15 am
by Cascade Whore
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:59 am
by Gay for Cock
Black Jacques wrote:Winds are blowing at ~100km/hr and my plane leaves in the morning.
Gunther can have all my hockey jerseys and GFC can have my boots if I die.
Don't die.
But if you do, leaving your rain gear to me might help soften the blow a bit, along with the boots.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:55 am
by Krieg
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:56 am
by FVBTVS
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:08 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
Stop being a 12 year-old girl.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:25 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:29 am
by Toilet Fleet
ultrasound confirms: baby number two is daughter number two
and conversation with the wife confirms: no more babies after this
so they'll be sharing a bedroom for a long-ass time, which makes house buying in the future a total
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