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reminds me of my dads famous saying when hed see a fat guy on a motorcycle clearly to small for said person "looks like a monkey fucking a football" which by that i mean it rules

https://www.gq.com/story/quincy-jones-has-a-story



http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/quincy-j ... ation.html

Elon Musk keeps trying to get me to go to Burning Man.

drop everything you're doing and read these things

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:22 am https://www.gq.com/story/quincy-jones-has-a-story



http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/quincy-j ... ation.html

This shit is making my week

"When I go to Dublin, Bono makes me stay at his castle because Ireland is so racist. Bono’s my brother, man. He named his son after me.

-Is U2 still making good music?
[Shakes head.]"

thats probably the greatest thing ive ever read

Richard Pryor Widow Confirms Sex With Marlon Brando

http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/07/richard-p ... on-brando/

ghost boner wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:55 pm reminds me of my dads famous saying when hed see a fat guy on a motorcycle clearly to small for said person "looks like a monkey fucking a football" which by that i mean it rules

That dog is just like: "What the fuck's the matter with you?"

what the fuck is up with Meatloaf?

later?

Reading Gore Vidal's Empire and Against The Day at the same time.

started drinking beets with my breakfast and my shits are coming out blood red

why?

beets turn your pee and poo red!

steamed beets blended in protein shake is

Who the hell chugs beets for breakfast?

gotta fill the void up somehow

all i wanna do is drink beets for breakfast

I convinced the library to buy a book I wanted and I felt real fucking important for about 40 seconds.

David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:32 pm I convinced the library to buy a book I wanted and I felt real fucking important for about 40 seconds.

what book? I used to do this all the time until I got tired of waiting, now I just request interlibrary loans even though they want to charge me like five fucking bucks (when other libraries have just charged me 75 cents)

I got the library to buy this

MeatGrease wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:19 am

David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:32 pm I convinced the library to buy a book I wanted and I felt real fucking important for about 40 seconds.

what book? I used to do this all the time until I got tired of waiting, now I just request interlibrary loans even though they want to charge me like five fucking bucks (when other libraries have just charged me 75 cents)

I got the library to buy this

Don't answer this asshole.

I'm sure your librarians are more than happy to oblige if it means getting you the fuck out of the library. They'd wrangle up the Ark of the Covenant if it meant you'd scram.

No one likes listening to you.
No one likes looking at you.

I was really, really close to deleting my Facebook profile until I discovered Facebook Groups populated entirely by old men who love monster movies.

I joined like 50 of them, and now every time I open the app it's just 39 new horribly misspelled love letters to weird Hammer starlets and pictures of Dracula car model kits from the 60s.

I'm sure my shitty soul will eventually get jaded to this, but for the time being I'm actually experiencing an increased quality of life because of Facebook.

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I saw a lecture today by a black dude whose last name is "Friend"

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