Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:54 am
by Toilet Fleet
aggressively researching indoor mini golf courses in an attempt to capitalize on an anchor store closing in our nearby mall
a two level putt-putt course is a natural draw, right?!?!?
floor one would be kid-friendly, floor two is like aggressively landscaped and designed to fuck with pro putters, probably enough room for four 18-hole courses
exit through the gift shop motherfuckers
jungle theme!?!?!?
i'm in the weeds of a real estate development analysis for a restaurant and i don't want to keep going so here's where i'm at now
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Face transplant patient reveals his remarkable recovery.
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Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:51 am
by cxwx
First snow of the year, 20 foot tree branch breaks off in my backyard.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:42 pm
by Necrometer
fvbtvs - i wasn't paying attention and thought the "before" footage was post-surgery and !!! anyway good for that guy
andrew: SF has an artisanal indoor putt-putt place (12 holes) that is pretty cool. i think it's a near-ideal solution to making both kids & adults happy. just hire dozens of liberal arts imagineers and crank the whimsy to 11.
(mute is mandatory)
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:42 am
by Toilet Fleet
flag on the play: i’m in the Midwest. whatever i’d do would have to appeal to both a huge college contingent and the mewling hogs that live in the country. so like, less twee, more rainforest cafe
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:52 pm
by Necrometer
is the escape room market saturated there yet? barcades out in force?
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:23 pm
by Toilet Fleet
my old landlord owns the only escape room in town, it does... okay? i don't think any place qualifies as a barcade: the campus bars won't waste the space that can be filled with froshies barfing out soco and lime like the world's least popular lawn decoration, and the "adult" bars are too busy trying to get that food money. honestly a dave & buster's would absolutely dominate out here with the spergy stem kids and the emotionally stunted pickup drivers
honestly i'll just wait until governor ham salad opens up marijuana for recreational purposes and either a.) get into that business or b.) get so high i don't give a shit about a side hustle anymore
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:42 pm
by FVBTVS
am i the only person in the world that loves internet censorship?
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:28 pm
by Necrometer
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:42 pm
am i the only person in the world that loves internet censorship?
you mean like FOEing or like word-filters or the deletion of the incel subreddit or whichever sort of gentle, invisible censoring will commence once net neutrality's corpse has fully cooled?
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:47 am
by FVBTVS
SOON
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:42 pm
am i the only person in the world that loves internet censorship?
you mean like FOEing or like word-filters or the deletion of the incel subreddit or whichever sort of gentle, invisible censoring will commence once net neutrality's corpse has fully cooled?
the semi invisible censoring
all this tumblr dumping nudity and porn, people getting their shit kicked off social media, youtube doing weird gay shit to grand belials key videos
like is the death of net neutrality the underground renaissance in disguise?
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:30 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I don't like it.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:39 pm
by Toilet Fleet
don't mind when tumblr does it because who cares, but like facebook being a pusher that literally killed handfuls ov news verticals because of a "pivot to video" based on metrics that were total bullshit, ehhhhhhhh
the solution, of course, is to nationalize them all
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:16 pm
by Necrometer
I kinda see where you are coming from fvbtvs
make burzum sketchy again
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:56 pm
by Necrometer
is pretty hate machine the first album to do the dark/edgy nursery rhyme thing that rapidly spread to so much "I hate u dad" music in the 90s?
if yes, PHM has to be considered a terrible album, right? actions have consequences and all that...
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:28 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Pretty Hate Machine is one of my 100% alltime favorites ever. The FM synth game on that bitch is world class. Further cementing my role as alltime annoying board taste contrarian I guess.
That's a pretty interesting idea though Necro-Meter. What later examples are you thinking about? Like Korn yelling MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, FUCK YOU UNCLE STEVE, WAGABAGAGABAGA UMM JIBBY DIBBUBH, or something else?
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:55 pm
by Necrometer
yeah, for as big as the internet is I'm pissed there isn't a repository or proscription list of all offenders, but the ones I know about are:
korn - shoots & ladders (ring around rosy / give a dog a bone / mary had a little lamb)
metallica - enter sandman / megadeth - go to hell (now I lay me down to sleep) admittedly boundary cases
I KNOW THERE ARE MORE REAL ONES (not talking about green jellö)
sorry - can't finish this post, bathing in this video eternally
(of course PHM is incredible, I don't actually care if it might have helped to inspire a dumb otep song)
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:57 pm
by FVBTVS
i fucking love that video and the everythings ruined video so much
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:01 pm
by Necrometer
hahaha yes I watched the green screen masterpiece for a little bit right after
I recently did some karaoke at a korean place and ... the stock footage videos
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:02 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
how hard is it to start a wiki.wikia.wikiwik? Why shouldn't there be a "edgy nursery rhyme wikiwik"
its even better because the most 90s thing ever is to say an edgy nursery rhyme and then go 'wiki-wik'
there once was a man from nantucket wiki wiki wik
i hope that my dad kicks the bucket wiki wiki wik
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:09 pm
by FVBTVS
didnt coal chamber have a wikawikia buckle my shoe type song