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FUCK OFF AFTERSHOCKS

holy shit... 7? i hope your shit is not wrecked

I lucked out. no damage just a big mess to clean up.

https://weather.com/news/news/2018-11-3 ... ke-impacts

TREMBLOR.

aggressively researching indoor mini golf courses in an attempt to capitalize on an anchor store closing in our nearby mall

a two level putt-putt course is a natural draw, right?!?!?

floor one would be kid-friendly, floor two is like aggressively landscaped and designed to fuck with pro putters, probably enough room for four 18-hole courses

exit through the gift shop motherfuckers

jungle theme!?!?!?

i'm in the weeds of a real estate development analysis for a restaurant and i don't want to keep going so here's where i'm at now

https://www.news.com.au/technology/scie ... fede7b4ab3

Face transplant patient reveals his remarkable recovery.

A man who had gruelling face transplant surgery has revealed his “breathtaking” transformation. WARNING: Graphic images

First snow of the year, 20 foot tree branch breaks off in my backyard.

fvbtvs - i wasn't paying attention and thought the "before" footage was post-surgery and !!! anyway good for that guy

andrew: SF has an artisanal indoor putt-putt place (12 holes) that is pretty cool. i think it's a near-ideal solution to making both kids & adults happy. just hire dozens of liberal arts imagineers and crank the whimsy to 11.


(mute is mandatory)

flag on the play: i’m in the Midwest. whatever i’d do would have to appeal to both a huge college contingent and the mewling hogs that live in the country. so like, less twee, more rainforest cafe

is the escape room market saturated there yet? barcades out in force?

my old landlord owns the only escape room in town, it does... okay? i don't think any place qualifies as a barcade: the campus bars won't waste the space that can be filled with froshies barfing out soco and lime like the world's least popular lawn decoration, and the "adult" bars are too busy trying to get that food money. honestly a dave & buster's would absolutely dominate out here with the spergy stem kids and the emotionally stunted pickup drivers

honestly i'll just wait until governor ham salad opens up marijuana for recreational purposes and either a.) get into that business or b.) get so high i don't give a shit about a side hustle anymore

am i the only person in the world that loves internet censorship?

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:42 pm am i the only person in the world that loves internet censorship?

you mean like FOEing or like word-filters or the deletion of the incel subreddit or whichever sort of gentle, invisible censoring will commence once net neutrality's corpse has fully cooled?

SOON

Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:28 pm

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:42 pm am i the only person in the world that loves internet censorship?

you mean like FOEing or like word-filters or the deletion of the incel subreddit or whichever sort of gentle, invisible censoring will commence once net neutrality's corpse has fully cooled?

the semi invisible censoring

all this tumblr dumping nudity and porn, people getting their shit kicked off social media, youtube doing weird gay shit to grand belials key videos

like is the death of net neutrality the underground renaissance in disguise?

I don't like it.

don't mind when tumblr does it because who cares, but like facebook being a pusher that literally killed handfuls ov news verticals because of a "pivot to video" based on metrics that were total bullshit, ehhhhhhhh

the solution, of course, is to nationalize them all

I kinda see where you are coming from fvbtvs

make burzum sketchy again

is pretty hate machine the first album to do the dark/edgy nursery rhyme thing that rapidly spread to so much "I hate u dad" music in the 90s?



if yes, PHM has to be considered a terrible album, right? actions have consequences and all that...

Pretty Hate Machine is one of my 100% alltime favorites ever. The FM synth game on that bitch is world class. Further cementing my role as alltime annoying board taste contrarian I guess.

That's a pretty interesting idea though Necro-Meter. What later examples are you thinking about? Like Korn yelling MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, FUCK YOU UNCLE STEVE, WAGABAGAGABAGA UMM JIBBY DIBBUBH, or something else?

yeah, for as big as the internet is I'm pissed there isn't a repository or proscription list of all offenders, but the ones I know about are:
korn - shoots & ladders (ring around rosy / give a dog a bone / mary had a little lamb)
metallica - enter sandman / megadeth - go to hell (now I lay me down to sleep) admittedly boundary cases
I KNOW THERE ARE MORE REAL ONES (not talking about green jellö)

sorry - can't finish this post, bathing in this video eternally


(of course PHM is incredible, I don't actually care if it might have helped to inspire a dumb otep song)

i fucking love that video and the everythings ruined video so much

hahaha yes I watched the green screen masterpiece for a little bit right after

I recently did some karaoke at a korean place and ... the stock footage videos

how hard is it to start a wiki.wikia.wikiwik? Why shouldn't there be a "edgy nursery rhyme wikiwik"

its even better because the most 90s thing ever is to say an edgy nursery rhyme and then go 'wiki-wik'

there once was a man from nantucket wiki wiki wik
i hope that my dad kicks the bucket wiki wiki wik

didnt coal chamber have a wikawikia buckle my shoe type song