itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about toi

[Toilet Fleet]

hey guys

it's like a reddit ask me anything except I don't exactly know what a reddit is? like I know that it exists, like how grandmas know that people talk about facebook, but it's upsettingly foreign to me

anyhow I sometimes really miss this place and hope that everybody is, except for those that I hope are not

so feel free to ask me anything about what-it-means to be t to the motherfucking d-i-e haha no seriously that girl is worthless

or just tell me stuff what that I may catch up on the latest and greatest

okay tahnks and be well guya!@

[james]

do you have a wiresless ps2 controller

[copstache]

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

[Zap Rowsdower]

Did you ever beat the first level on Ecco the Dolphin?

[james]

which planet is best

[Geeheeb]

you still play drums?

[Ghost Dad]

When is fallout 4 comming out?
How can I BEST play drums and tuba at the same time?
Is nelson going to get his own boardwalk empire spin-off?

[soiled depends]

is this going to be comedy gold like a fucking store bought cake for semen thread?

[Zap Rowsdower]

Is it ok that I use the phrase "sex my drift" that I stole from you IRL?

[riley-o]

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well..

[Zerohero]

do fine laydees masto bat, on a toi?

check one

__ YES
__ NO

[ghost boner]

what is your favorite crappy beer? when are you going to meetup at a show with the la reee crew? will you bring crappy beer when you do?

[Ghost Dad]

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well..

Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.

[Introvert]

you still play drums?

Important questions need important answers.

[copstache]

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well..

Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.

no, that's pretty accurate to my experience

[Toxicarius]

Is this a thread of unanswered questions?

[hipster holocaust]

Is your firm going to defend Double Anal in a GTA lawsuit?? If you guys do, you should do it for free.

[Masochrism]

LOL trolliet fleet

[Cascade Whore]

Do you still have an opinion on Parenthetical Girls? I was going to bump your old thread the other day because I realized I have a 6 degree's of Kevin Bacon connection to someone who used to be in that band then thought it would be a really stupid post. Ironically you post this thread the next day, so it was like fate to make the same post in this thread and now my post is even dumber than it could have possibly been.

[postaddiction]

The only thing worse than an "I'm quitting" thread is a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread, and the only thing worse than a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread is an, "I'm back" thread.

[a world of no]

Is being a father and husband as shitty as you didn't expect it to be yet? If not, give it time.

[Krieg]

Dora the Explorer or Go Diego Go?

[Toilet Fleet]

do you have a wiresless ps2 controller

i keep on forgetting to buy batteries so technically I have a floor model

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

i don't get this referenc!ew

Did you ever beat the first level on Ecco the Dolphin?

eco the dolphin had levels?! i thought it was a harsh lesson that being a dolphin sucks and you should feel really smsart that you don't live basically all of your life in liquid that you simply cannot breathe no matter how hard your dead cousin marky tried

which planet is best

captain

you still play drums?

kinda? i had to leave them in new york, it was very poignant, likei was humphrey boagart and they were the chick, what's her face, movie lady; my brover in law has a stupidly awesome vintage ludwig kit that he lets me mash on as though they were fart boxes

When is fallout 4 comming out?
How can I BEST play drums and tuba at the same time?
Is nelson going to get his own boardwalk empire spin-off?

a. if you learn the meaningnelessness of material things, it could come out yesterday and it wouldnt stop you from finding joy, namaste my bud!
b. sousaphone and foot pedals, why are we even entertaining this as a quote discussion no longer a quote
c. monopoly joke

is this going to be comedy gold like a fucking store bought cake for semen thread?

syntactically i dont understand your questioN!

Is it ok that I use the phrase "sex my drift" that I stole from you IRL?

have you ever seen fast and furious tokyo drift? i say tokyo my drift now, so you're welcome to do whatever with that

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well..

hey riley ask a question or find a new thread okay i don't mean to be rude or disrespectful i respect and love you like a brother man i just don't want people getting confused okay thanks in advance let's partys oon!

do fine laydees masto bat, on a toi?

check one

__ YES
__ NO

_,/_ that's the best I can do for a check?!

what is your favorite crappy beer? when are you going to meetup at a show with the la reee crew? will you bring crappy beer when you do?

a. i don't drink crappy beer, i'm a scholar
b. the second i feel like going to a show again, which is pretty much never unless like birdflesh or portal are playing
c. i will fedex you beer next month maybe

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well..

Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.

see riley this is exactly what i was worried about

you still play drums?

Important questions need important answers.

i appreciate your shared concern!

is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well..

Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.

no, that's pretty accurate to my experience

i'm not gonna rub it in any more riles, you realize your mistake now and that's all i wanted for you, for us really, to acknowldge the bad times and look forward to the good ones!

Is this a thread of unanswered questions?

Is your firm going to defend Double Anal in a GTA lawsuit?? If you guys do, you should do it for free.

"free" isn't exactly something i believe in unless you're talking about freeganism, in which case i believe it is gay

LOL trolliet fleet

@,_,@

Do you still have an opinion on Parenthetical Girls? I was going to bump your old thread the other day because I realized I have a 6 degree's of Kevin Bacon connection to someone who used to be in that band then thought it would be a really stupid post. Ironically you post this thread the next day, so it was like fate to make the same post in this thread and now my post is even dumber than it could have possibly been.

it is my opinion that i will listen to them when the mood strikes! they write B- pop songs through the prism of C- art, and that's still better than most of petey pablo's* work

*i said most

The only thing worse than an "I'm quitting" thread is a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread, and the only thing worse than a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread is an, "I'm back" thread. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids.

i honestly don't konw you

Is being a father and husband as shitty as you didn't expect it to be yet? If not, give it time.

babies are unconditionally funny, and smelly; if you don't appreciate new weird and gross smells, man, i honestly cannot fathom that kind of brain chemistrY!

Dora the Explorer or Go Diego Go?

finishing up dexter, then on to house of cards; we finished nip/tuck a while ago, and fuck did that show go off the rails; it jumped the jaws: the revenge shark

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Could I buy some pot from you?

[hipster holocaust]

You dick. Jeff is broke.