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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Could I buy some pot from you?
what kind of loser smokes pot
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apart from that not being the field either my current firm or new company do, what exactly is the injury?/ that his likeness is in a vidya game? not sure how this is grounds for any sort of litigatioN!
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Well played, Shitter Squadron.
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Some friend you are
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Toilet Fleet wrote:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
james wrote:do you have a wiresless ps2 controller
i keep on forgetting to buy batteries so technically I have a floor model
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
i don't get this referenc!ew
Zap Rowsdower wrote:Did you ever beat the first level on Ecco the Dolphin?
eco the dolphin had levels?! i thought it was a harsh lesson that being a dolphin sucks and you should feel really smsart that you don't live basically all of your life in liquid that you simply cannot breathe no matter how hard your dead cousin marky tried
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captain
Geeheeb wrote:you still play drums?
kinda? i had to leave them in new york, it was very poignant, likei was humphrey boagart and they were the chick, what's her face, movie lady; my brover in law has a stupidly awesome vintage ludwig kit that he lets me mash on as though they were fart boxes
Ghost Dad wrote:When is fallout 4 comming out?
How can I BEST play drums and tuba at the same time?
Is nelson going to get his own boardwalk empire spin-off?
a. if you learn the meaningnelessness of material things, it could come out yesterday and it wouldnt stop you from finding joy, namaste my bud!
b. sousaphone and foot pedals, why are we even entertaining this as a quote discussion no longer a quote
c. monopoly joke
soiled depends wrote:is this going to be comedy gold like a fucking store bought cake for semen thread?
syntactically i dont understand your questioN!
Zap Rowsdower wrote:Is it ok that I use the phrase "sex my drift" that I stole from you IRL?
have you ever seen fast and furious tokyo drift? i say tokyo my drift now, so you're welcome to do whatever with that
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copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
hey riley ask a question or find a new thread okay i don't mean to be rude or disrespectful i respect and love you like a brother man i just don't want people getting confused okay thanks in advance let's partys oon!
Zerohero wrote:do fine laydees masto bat, on a toi?

check one

__ YES
__ NO
_,/_ that's the best I can do for a check?!
ghost boner wrote:what is your favorite crappy beer? when are you going to meetup at a show with the la reee crew? will you bring crappy beer when you do?
a. i don't drink crappy beer, i'm a scholar
b. the second i feel like going to a show again, which is pretty much never unless like birdflesh or portal are playing
c. i will fedex you beer next month maybe
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riley-o wrote:
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.
see riley this is exactly what i was worried about
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Geeheeb wrote:you still play drums?
Important questions need important answers.
i appreciate your shared concern!
copstache wrote:
Ghost Dad wrote:
riley-o wrote:
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.
no, that's pretty accurate to my experience :tup:
i'm not gonna rub it in any more riles, you realize your mistake now and that's all i wanted for you, for us really, to acknowldge the bad times and look forward to the good ones!
Toxicarius wrote:Is this a thread of unanswered questions?
hipster holocaust wrote:Is your firm going to defend Double Anal in a GTA lawsuit?? If you guys do, you should do it for free.
"free" isn't exactly something i believe in unless you're talking about freeganism, in which case i believe it is gay
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@,_,@
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answers hell yeah

is your wife from OKC? have you seriously considered formally crediting OKC for your baby, via a post in the online dating thread for example?
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Toxicarius wrote:Well played, Shitter Squadron.
hipster holocaust wrote:Some friend you are
:invcross:
Necrometer wrote:answers hell yeah

is your wife from OKC? have you seriously considered formally crediting OKC for your baby, via a post in the online dating thread for example?
a. yep!
b. nope!
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Do you accept their challenge?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Aoej_qVFjI<
The part where they're hitting the chair sounds like Deche-Charge
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Fucking Logan :fp: :lol:
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Cascade Whore wrote:Do you accept their challenge?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Aoej_qVFjI<
The part where they're hitting the chair sounds like Deche-Charge
hipster holocaust wrote:Fucking Logan :fp: :lol:
log-but is amazing and there is no scalifornian equivalent, which makes me sad
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He's the captain of all the genius retards, I'll give him that.
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why did you unfriend me on facebook? :(
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Erik13 wrote:why did you unfriend me on facebook? :(
why do i unfriend anybody on facebook. same answer: kantian categorical imperative.
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Get nicer titties, Erik.
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Have you ever had an anal erection?
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Cascade Whore wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:40 pm Do you still have an opinion on Parenthetical Girls? I was going to bump your old thread the other day because I realized I have a 6 degree's of Kevin Bacon connection to someone who used to be in that band then thought it would be a really stupid post. Ironically you post this thread the next day, so it was like fate to make the same post in this thread and now my post is even dumber than it could have possibly been.
It was a co-workers sister who was in the band.
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Here is my question:

How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if no that’s not right.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if chucking wood…

Let’s try that again, how many woodchucks would a woodchuck…

Does Spider-Man have souls on the bottom of his outfit or is it just like latex socks?
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He used to but mephisto took his soles to save alfred's life in a wildly popular storyline that editorial has had no reason to retcon for 20fucking yearsc
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