Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:29 pmseen in ohio:
Both of these nitwits have skidmarks in their underwear. Guy on the left is on lisinopril. He drinks sanka instant coffee. Has 2 pomeranians one is named oscar the other is scooter. Drives a ford ranger with a tape deck in it. The ashtray is full of butts and ashes. Thinks navy bean soup is the height of patriotism and cuisine. Has an elk head above his couch. House smells like cigs and baked goods when his wife bakes. Her name is linda she loves bingo and home shopping network. Dummy on the right hates that his oldest son married a spic against his wishes. Thinks he's mass good at darts. Lingers at rest area bathrooms a little too long from time to time. His CB handle is ol whiskey. Has a bottle under the seat of his dodge voyager minivan. His grandson recently started doing meth. Wife died 2 years ago from colon cancer. Has had his TV ever since the funeral...always on fox. Says he would love to go hunting with sean hannity.
with coal and asbestos reuniting maybe there's a chance for thalidomide to make a come back
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:26 pm
by Toilet Fleet
trump/lawn darts 2020
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:35 pm
by FVBTVS
next round of tax cuts comes with a jet ski and a trampoline
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:05 pm
by Toilet Fleet
NHTSA ending airbag requirements (now described as "emergency faggot pillows" in a new regulation), not even an option on the new 2019 chevrolet innsmouth which only runs on leaded gasoline
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:54 am
by godofdeadlydeath
Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:08 am
laying off auto workers and crippling consumer spending to own the libs
Bankruptcy among Americans 65 and older has tripled in volume since 1991 mostly due to medical bills. Once we get rid of communist Gingrich care Romney care Obama care and get into the high risk pools we will have so much MAGA.
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:13 pm
by hipster holocaust
Bankruptcy happened to an extremely close family member of mine during the Bush administration, he lost his house, moved in with his wife's parents where they still are to this day, in his 60s and no plans to retire since he's so broke...and he still votes across-the-board republican.
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:02 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:13 pm
Bankruptcy happened to an extremely close family member of mine during the Bush administration, he lost his house, moved in with his wife's parents where they still are to this day, in his 60s and no plans to retire since he's so broke...and he still votes across-the-board republican.
Bankruptcy among Americans 65 and older has tripled in volume since 1991 mostly due to medical bills. Once we get rid of communist Gingrich care Romney care Obama care and get into the high risk pools we will have so much MAGA.
i had professor lawless of that study for secured transactions, so i was compelled to watch him on c-span talking about this study this morning before work. the first few callers were almost a perfect microcosm of voters in that age cohort: one dude that got fucking wrecked by surgical mesh and went bankrupt, and three MAGA chuds complaining about obamacare and school taxes but had nary a word to say about bankruptcy at all
it's something i addressed in a mintgrass diaper-filling moment before: conservatives in this country are apoplectic about potential (best case) or imagined (typical case) calamity, while the left cohort generally gets apoplectic about as-applied policy. you can't reason with a person that can only fixate on an imaginary outcome far worse than the actual bad thing that is currently happening
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:13 pm
Bankruptcy happened to an extremely close family member of mine during the Bush administration, he lost his house, moved in with his wife's parents where they still are to this day, in his 60s and no plans to retire since he's so broke...and he still votes across-the-board republican.
Yeah ok but tbh someone could say the same thing about you. You can vote democrat across the board all you want but at the end of the day you will still be a wine boy. In any implementation of socialism real or fantastical you will still be working as a bus boy at a wine place. That won't change in either anarcho-capistan or Venezuela.
Besides, boomers are the most retarded generation to ever exist in recorded history. No shit he's bankrupt he made a bunch of fucking idiotic financial decisions throughout his entire life despite living in what was historically the most prosperous era of the most prosperous nation to ever exist in the history of the world. You have to be some kind of monkey to fuck that up. Fuck boomers and their kick the can down the road mentality that screwed my generation.
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:11 pm
by cxwx
MeatGrease wrote: ↑Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:41 pm
boomers are the most retarded generation to ever exist in recorded history.
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:13 pm
Bankruptcy happened to an extremely close family member of mine during the Bush administration, he lost his house, moved in with his wife's parents where they still are to this day, in his 60s and no plans to retire since he's so broke...and he still votes across-the-board republican.
Yeah ok but tbh someone could say the same thing about you. You can vote democrat across the board all you want but at the end of the day you will still be a wine boy. In any implementation of socialism real or fantastical you will still be working as a bus boy at a wine place. That won't change in either anarcho-capistan or Venezuela.
Besides, boomers are the most retarded generation to ever exist in recorded history. No shit he's bankrupt he made a bunch of fucking idiotic financial decisions throughout his entire life despite living in what was historically the most prosperous era of the most prosperous nation to ever exist in the history of the world. You have to be some kind of monkey to fuck that up. Fuck boomers and their kick the can down the road mentality that screwed my generation.
If you're a member of "your generation " that is smart and talented, you'll do fine.
The reason you're not doing fine is that you're dumber than shit and you suck at absolutely everything.
Don't blame boomers for the mountain of failure that you call your life.
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:13 pm
Bankruptcy happened to an extremely close family member of mine during the Bush administration, he lost his house, moved in with his wife's parents where they still are to this day, in his 60s and no plans to retire since he's so broke...and he still votes across-the-board republican.
Yeah ok but tbh someone could say the same thing about you. You can vote democrat across the board all you want but at the end of the day you will still be a wine boy. In any implementation of socialism real or fantastical you will still be working as a bus boy at a wine place. That won't change in either anarcho-capistan or Venezuela.
Besides, boomers are the most retarded generation to ever exist in recorded history. No shit he's bankrupt he made a bunch of fucking idiotic financial decisions throughout his entire life despite living in what was historically the most prosperous era of the most prosperous nation to ever exist in the history of the world. You have to be some kind of monkey to fuck that up. Fuck boomers and their kick the can down the road mentality that screwed my generation.
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:13 pm
Bankruptcy happened to an extremely close family member of mine during the Bush administration, he lost his house, moved in with his wife's parents where they still are to this day, in his 60s and no plans to retire since he's so broke...and he still votes across-the-board republican.
Yeah ok but tbh someone could say the same thing about you. You can vote democrat across the board all you want but at the end of the day you will still be a wine boy. In any implementation of socialism real or fantastical you will still be working as a bus boy at a wine place. That won't change in either anarcho-capistan or Venezuela.
Besides, boomers are the most retarded generation to ever exist in recorded history. No shit he's bankrupt he made a bunch of fucking idiotic financial decisions throughout his entire life despite living in what was historically the most prosperous era of the most prosperous nation to ever exist in the history of the world. You have to be some kind of monkey to fuck that up. Fuck boomers and their kick the can down the road mentality that screwed my generation.
If you're a member of "your generation " that is smart and talented, you'll do fine.
The reason you're not doing fine is that you're dumber than shit and you suck at absolutely everything.
Don't blame boomers for the mountain of failure that you call your life.
He came out a baby boomer's cunt.
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:16 pm
by cxwx
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:24 pm
by Toilet Fleet
it is some sort of wonderful that the whisper campaign of "actually it's okay to say the n-word as a white person because rap" is starting in the far reaches of the right wing commentariat, hedging their bets that President Quixote went full blaxploitation villain while several cameras were running in a room full of people
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:18 pm
by hipster holocaust
If it has happened and hasn't surfaced yet, it's kind of fascinating.
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:20 pm
by Necrometer
the guy with the tapes has a lot to gain from keeping the trump brand afloat
Re: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:49 am
by hipster holocaust
I know this was right before the age of everyone having a camera/tape recorder in their pocket, but come on, there was only ONE rolling recording device on a fucking broadcast television set??
you guys 