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The Torsion wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:14 pm Posting about how you do it because it’s funny

The Torsion wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:20 pm Incoherent like when you have a dick in your mouth

cxwx wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:48 pm I'm honestly curious what specifically torsans finds of value in a trump presidency. Tariffs are generally anathema to ancap free market fuckface types. When the rubber meets the road libertarians will side with republicans 99 times out of 100 because they think they'll save $50 a year on their taxes.

cxwx wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:48 pm I'm honestly curious what specifically torsans finds of value in a trump presidency.

Glub wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:38 pm Is there an age you have to reach before it occurs to you that it's not a good thing or a point of pride when everyone in a given room views you as an insufferable asshole?

riley-o wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:39 pm I’m not a lawyer, but I thought the OJ verdict was the right one based on the evidence presented. The fact alone that the police took OJ’s collected blood to the crime scene should have resulted in a mistrial, and was more than enough for reasonable doubt.

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:21 pm also way to not address my larger point which was about the current state of thanksgiving in the post-election world

Glub wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:55 pm

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:21 pm also way to not address my larger point which was about the current state of thanksgiving in the post-election world

Do the humorless dweebs (Meatgrease) and ape-faced backne farms (Torsion) of the world ever manage to crack a smile at good-natured, silly/funny shit like this, or is their laughter strictly relegated to "HEY I SAW AN OLD LADY AT A BUS STOP AND I THINK SHE WAS EVEN SADDER AND POORER THAN ME AND SHE FELL DOWN AND IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE WAS SAD AND THEN SHE FELL DOWN HA AND HA!!"

MeatGrease wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:07 pm

Glub wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:55 pm

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:21 pm also way to not address my larger point which was about the current state of thanksgiving in the post-election world

Do the humorless dweebs (Meatgrease) and ape-faced backne farms (Torsion) of the world ever manage to crack a smile at good-natured, silly/funny shit like this, or is their laughter strictly relegated to "HEY I SAW AN OLD LADY AT A BUS STOP AND I THINK SHE WAS EVEN SADDER AND POORER THAN ME AND SHE FELL DOWN AND IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE WAS SAD AND THEN SHE FELL DOWN HA AND HA!!"

Faggot,

No one is going to meet up with you at MDF, you hear that you flabby pathetic sad sack of shit? N-O O-N-E. Everyone here thinks I'm much funnier than you. Your attempt to make pals here is cringey as fuck. Delete your account.

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:08 pm true story: i worked in a cafe inside of a bookstore back around 02-03 and orenthal james simpson came in with his kids and his kids friends. his house was less than 5-6 minutes away. it was the fucking eeriest sight i'd ever seen in that place up to that point and a retarded lady once had a diabetic seizure while projectile vomiting blood streaked puke literally onto the pastry case while screaming her head off. anyway i made oj's daughter and her friends drinks and they also got bagels. after getting all his stuff oj came back to me to ask for a knife for their cream cheese, i reached under the counter and pulled out an actual silverware knife but as i was about to hand it over to him i noticed a bunch of water spots on it and i decided instead to give him a couple of pre-wrapped plastic fork and knife things because i'm a good guy. but yeah that moment was not lost on either one of us and we made actual eye contact as i was making the switch and it was something i had done so many times there was no going back.

riley-o wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:56 pm

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:08 pm true story: i worked in a cafe inside of a bookstore back around 02-03 and orenthal james simpson came in with his kids and his kids friends. his house was less than 5-6 minutes away. it was the fucking eeriest sight i'd ever seen in that place up to that point and a retarded lady once had a diabetic seizure while projectile vomiting blood streaked puke literally onto the pastry case while screaming her head off. anyway i made oj's daughter and her friends drinks and they also got bagels. after getting all his stuff oj came back to me to ask for a knife for their cream cheese, i reached under the counter and pulled out an actual silverware knife but as i was about to hand it over to him i noticed a bunch of water spots on it and i decided instead to give him a couple of pre-wrapped plastic fork and knife things because i'm a good guy. but yeah that moment was not lost on either one of us and we made actual eye contact as i was making the switch and it was something i had done so many times there was no going back.

OJ asking you for a knife at all is really so far beyond comprehension as to defy sanity. Had you slipped into a gibbering mess in that moment and stayed there, no one would have thought less of you.

Nice work by your subconscious to come up with a reason not to give him a real one though

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:14 am i read my wife feebtus’ post in full last night and she laughed herself into an air raid siren of a fart; board highlight of the past year imho