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if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:35 am
by Chad
but if you say they never had any good songs, you are more of an asshole because you are ignoring the fact that they were occult version of a boy band...

THE BEATLES WERE GARBAGE

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:33 am
by doomeddisciple
I am as I type listening to the playlist I use to put my youngest to sleep - She’s Leaving home, Blackbird, Julia (np), Michelle, Blackbird again & an Edie Brickell song from Shooting Rubber Bands at the Stars. I reckon I’ve had to listen to this 3 times a day for 14 1/2 months.

Tomorrow Never Knows is the first psychedelic song & is sick.

I had chicken salad for dinner.

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:52 am
by The Real MPD
doomeddisciple wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:33 amBlackbird


Billy Preston continues to watch on...

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:10 am
by Chad
doomeddisciple wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:33 am I am as I type listening to the playlist I use to put my youngest to sleep - She’s Leaving home, Blackbird, Julia (np), Michelle, Blackbird again & an Edie Brickell song from Shooting Rubber Bands at the Stars. I reckon I’ve had to listen to this 3 times a day for 14 1/2 months.

Tomorrow Never Knows is the first psychedelic song & is sick.

I had chicken salad for dinner.
You are lucky you have a youngest, and she's lucky she has a great dad. She gets a pass for liking the Beatles

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:31 am
by doomeddisciple
I’m not sure she is into it as it puts her to sleep & the first bit of She’s Leaving Home makes her cry cause she never wants to go to sleep.

I’ve been listening the new Dwarves album this week and she gets a like side to side boogie going. The new Portal made her cry.

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:53 am
by Chad
doomeddisciple wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:31 am The new Portal made her cry.
so she hates shitty metal; you've got a good one. Don't turn her wrong, raise her on destruction and merciless

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:58 am
by spacehamster
I'm not getting into discussions about the merits of this or that particular Beatles album, the fact is their lasting influence on Western culture is the invention of the stupid pop song, and I'll always hate them for it.

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:32 am
by Chad
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Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:49 am
by hipster holocaust
Chad I read somewhere there are goof tapes of Lennon replacing a chorus of "Baby You're A Rich Man Too" to "Brian is a gay fag Jew" referring to their manager Brian Epstein that I have yet to come across. I'll google when I'm not on a work computer, or that can be today's assignment.

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:36 am
by Necrometer
:tdown: beatles

certainly for their music, but especially for their terrible legacy

people like them so much that they can't believe anyone could sincerely dislike them - isn't that such an obvious red flag?
performative dislike of something that other people love.” Saying that you hate the Beatles is not at all the same thing as saying that you have never heard of the Beatles.
from https://www.thehairpin.com/2016/07/the- ... voj-zizek/

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:06 am
by featherboa
yeah but what about when john adds that flat 9 to the III chord in the second measure of the bridge?

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:16 am
by Chad
bruh, have you ever heard Lynyrd Skynyrd's twin guitars?


Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:04 am
by hipster holocaust
I don't mean to piss in anyone's Cheerios but I think it's a bit screwy to go out of your way just to say you can't find a single fucking Beatles song pleasant.

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:19 am
by Chad
hipster holocaust wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:04 am I don't mean to piss in anyone's Cheerios but I think it's a bit screwy to go out of your way just to say you can't find a single fucking Beatles song pleasant.
There are a lot of good Beatles songs. I am winding down, I think I just want everything to burn. I liked some of their hits, sorry it's not a deep cut. It was before they found drugs in a real way and empowered ongoing decades of faggotry


Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:45 am
by FVBTVS
we can work it out triggers the fuck out of me

when i was in elementary school they'd make us watch this math video series that used it as a theme song and it was about 'working out' math problems. i hated it with such blind fury it was probably my first real awakening as an individual. "some music is just fucking garbage" thought lil fvbtvs :ax:

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:49 am
by hipster holocaust
As I was looking for this song I found a neato live demo version by accident with some uncharacteristic drum fills at the end

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Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:50 am
by hipster holocaust
FVBTVS wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:45 am we can work it out triggers the fuck out of me

when i was in elementary school they'd make us watch this math video series that used it as a theme song and it was about 'working out' math problems. i hated it with such blind fury it was probably my first real awakening as an individual. "some music is just fucking garbage" thought lil fvbtvs :ax:
:lol: 100% understandable.

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:00 am
by riley-o
Big fan of the Sesame Street Let it Be/Letter B parody song

Otherwise I don’t have a strong opinion on this band

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:08 pm
by Necrometer
in case anyone missed Quincy's contribution:
Legendary record producer Quincy Jones has described the Beatles as “the worst musicians in the world” as he recalled meeting the band for the first time during an interview to promote a new Netflix documentary and US television special.

In the new interview with New York Magazine, he discussed his first impressions of the Beatles in unsparing terms. “They were the worst musicians in the world,” he told interviewer David Marchese. “They were no-playing motherfuckers. Paul [McCartney] was the worst bass player I ever heard.”

Drummer Ringo Starr came in for particular opprobrium: “And Ringo? Don’t even talk about it.”

Jones recalled arranging Love Is a Many Splendoured Thing for Starr’s 1970 debut solo album Sentimental Journey.

“Ringo had taken three hours for a four-bar thing he was trying to fix on a song. He couldn’t get it. We said: ‘Mate, why don’t you get some lager and lime, some shepherd’s pie, and take an hour-and-a-half and relax a little bit.’”

In the interim, Jones called English jazz drummer Ronnie Verrell into the studio.

“Ronnie came in for 15 minutes and tore it up. Ringo comes back and says: ‘George [Martin], can you play it back for me one more time?’

“So George did, and Ringo says: ‘That didn’t sound so bad.’ And I said: ‘Yeah, motherfucker because it ain’t you.’ Great guy, though.”
he's since apologized. like I said: society forbids disliking this garbage band. dead soon > liars

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:51 pm
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
spacehamster wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:58 am I'm not getting into discussions about the merits of this or that particular Beatles album, the fact is their lasting influence on Western culture is the invention of the stupid pop song, and I'll always hate them for it.
That's not a fact at all. There were shitloads of stupid pop songs released throughout the 1950's.

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:55 pm
by doomeddisciple
spacehamster wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:58 am I'm not getting into discussions about the merits of this or that particular Beatles album, the fact is their lasting influence on Western culture is the invention of the stupid pop song, and I'll always hate them for it.
But did they not also evolve away from cookie cutter pop song structures into like, actual songs? Especially at a time when most in the rock/pop genre we’re still playing 12 bar blues variations?

Re: if you like the Beatles you are an asshole

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:55 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Buncha try hard contrarian xasthur fans.
Fuck