Did anyone take up Glub The Muscleman on his offer to hang out?

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Did you go?

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Mon May 28, 2018 12:13 pm

I’m seizing control of this thread. It is now meatgrease mad libs

Who met meatherff in Maryland?
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I'd like to report that my time in Baltimore was in no way marred by the presence of minorities. I'm again left with the conclusion that minorities only fuck with the weakest, homliest specimens that the white race has to offer. Like Meatgrease.
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I'd have to warn you that you'd be walking into your grave if you tried to meet me anywhere I live.

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Glub wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 12:24 pm
I'd like to report that my time in Baltimore was in no way marred by the presence of minorities. I'm again left with the conclusion that minorities only fuck with the weakest, homliest specimens that the white race has to offer. Like Meatgrease.
Well I'm just absolutely shocked that no one from the board wanted to meet up with your try-hard, FAGGOT ass. After all, you are teh great hater of MeatGrease, what could be more badass than that?! It's not like you were just hoping to make yourself look cool for a chance to suck Rileys dick at MDF right. I'm just honestly shocked that a guy like you was forced to putter around like a bitch all alone staring at his feet the whole time...cheer up there's always next year big guy

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MeatGrease wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 12:52 pm
Glub wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 12:24 pm
I'd like to report that my time in Baltimore was in no way marred by the presence of minorities. I'm again left with the conclusion that minorities only fuck with the weakest, homliest specimens that the white race has to offer. Like Meatgrease.
Well I'm just absolutely shocked that no one from the board wanted to meet up with your try-hard, FAGGOT ass. After all, you are teh great hater of MeatGrease, what could be more badass than that?! It's not like you were just hoping to make yourself look cool for a chance to suck Rileys dick at MDF right. I'm just honestly shocked that a guy like you was forced to putter around like a bitch all alone staring at his feet the whole time...cheer up there's always next year big guy
Alone? I was there with my best friend and spent most of the fest with my hometown buddies, stupid.

I also never offered to meet anyone from here, stupid.

We'll have to add reading to the scroll-length list of shit you suck at.

To summarize: Stupid.

You continue to consistently out-dumb yourself. I'm tempted to view that as your first accomplshment.
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I'd have to warn you that you'd be walking into your grave if you tried to meet me anywhere I live.

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Mon May 28, 2018 1:31 pm

The real question is, would meatgrease have offered to give underage girls herffs for money?
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cxwx wrote:
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The real question is, would meatgrease have offered to give underage girls herffs for money?
If Meatgrease is not the type of guy to awkwardly hit on a 14 year old when he thinks no one is paying attention, then I'm Kermit the Frog.

"Hey Sup. I lifted some Joose if you wanna chill."
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Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

MeatGrease wrote:
I'd have to warn you that you'd be walking into your grave if you tried to meet me anywhere I live.

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I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.

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Mon May 28, 2018 1:40 pm

Glub wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 1:15 pm

I also never offered to meet anyone from here, stupid.
:lol:

That's smart of you. Because you know what the answer would be, right faggot?

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I'd buy Glub a beer just to piss off MeeGee. And it'd be some fancy Euro brew, to boot.
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MeatGrease wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 1:40 pm
Glub wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 1:15 pm

I also never offered to meet anyone from here, stupid.
:lol:

That's smart of you. Because you know what the answer would be, right faggot?
The answer to "hey dude, let's grab a beer" would be " alright " for any interaction between almost any two people on here, with you being the possible exception.

Don't kid yourself, young buck, most normal adults would shrug and say "okay, whatever " to an offer to meet a semi stranger with whom they have a shared interest. I'm speaking of people with at least marginal social skills though, so that concept might be alien to you.

Please continue treating a nearly vacent online forum as an integral part of your "persona" ( your words).

Loser.

My apologies that you're bitter that several people on here spent a long weekend having a great time interacting with other human beings in real life.
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MeatGrease wrote:
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

MeatGrease wrote:
I'd have to warn you that you'd be walking into your grave if you tried to meet me anywhere I live.

MeatGreast wrote:
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.

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MeatGrease wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 1:40 pm
Glub wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 1:15 pm

I also never offered to meet anyone from here, stupid.
:lol:

That's smart of you. Because you know what the answer would be, right faggot?
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Man.. MeatGrease sure does think about me getting my dick sucked a lot.

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So is muscleman an insult now?

Meatgrease's body probably has the general shape and consistency of slightly moldy fish pudding

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How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 9:41 am
So is muscleman an insult now?

Meatgrease's body probably has the general shape and consistency of slightly moldy fish pudding
I'm unclear as to when and why I was dubbed muscleman. I suspect it might have something to do with Meatgrease's lack of smarts.
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Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

MeatGrease wrote:
I'd have to warn you that you'd be walking into your grave if you tried to meet me anywhere I live.

MeatGreast wrote:
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.

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