josh martin fell off an escalator and died

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I met him a few months ago. He was really drunk and he kept asking me to play Kiss songs on guitar

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did anyone in anal cunt have a head that wasn't defective? too dumb to navigate a fucking escalator.

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http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/05/29/p ... escalator/

"PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — A man who was apparently “fooling around” and riding the escalator rail lost his balance and fell to his death at a Rhode Island mall.

Providence Police Chief Hugh Clements tells WPRO-AM the victim fell from the escalator at the movie theater level to the food court at the Providence Place Mall just before 11 p.m. Monday.

Clements says the man lost his balance, fell backward, and hit his head on a table. He suffered “massive injuries” and was pronounced dead at the hospital."

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elephants gerald wrote:
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I met him a few months ago. He was really drunk and he kept asking me to play Kiss songs on guitar
I guess Gene Simmons got the last laugh?
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And the Jews win again.
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Haha, you fell off an escalator
You fell off an escalator, but you’re not in a coma
Kyle from incantation didn’t fall off an escalator
Went back in time and voted for Jesse W Reno
Foreplay with an escalator
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Jimm O' Lation wrote:
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did anyone in anal cunt have a head that wasn't defective?


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That's amazing on multiple levels :lol:
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where will Robert take up space in Boston now?

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He’s in the afterlife with dimebag now comparing giant jewfros while Seth calls them gay. They have enough people involved now to do heavenly renditions of the great southern trendkill
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Too bad it wasn't cascade whore :(

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MeatGrease wrote:
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Too bad it wasn't cascade whore :(
What biting witticism, retard.
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escalator full of retards

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Jimm O' Lation wrote:
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escalator full of retards
Face it, you fell off an escalator
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Anyone who falls of an escalator is a faggot

Slow escalator from split

Some escalators

Some more escalators

Escalator number 5

Escalator Hit
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cxwx wrote:
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calling gravity a nigger before you decorate the food court with your innards, you're gay

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cxwx wrote:
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Jimm O' Lation wrote:
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escalator full of retards
Face it, you fell off an escalator
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East Providence City Councilman Brian Faria went to present Gene Simmons with the key to the city when some "jackass" in the crowd began heckling Gene and kept interrupting the councilman. At :30 seconds into the clip, the heckler yelled out, "Ace is way better than this!" He starts heckling him again at 1:00. Gene was so pissed that he took the mic, wanted the house lights turned on to know where this "jackass" was. Gene left the stage to go after him. He was gone for about 2 minutes then he came back to the stage to accept the key to the city.

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haha
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How has Larry Lifeless managed to outlive these guys?
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