why would you want To see Jurassic Park outside of Jurassic Park?

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Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:41 am

it's a baffling premise, probably makes sense to a world of iPhones, But the entire Draw of Jurassic Park was the enclosed nature of the experiment. this movie and the one before and actually all the sequels Are complete cash ins. Who wants to see dinosaurs all over the world, Don't we have the rock already doing that? Oh nevermind, he's doing a shitty remake of die hard

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Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:47 am

solid observation, Chad.

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Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:31 am

Because dinosaurs are awesome anywhere

Hate jews all you want Chad, but don’t you fucking dare criticize dinosaurs
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Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:34 am

chad seems to be thinking of Dinotopia, the franchise that charmed a generation
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Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:38 am

Speaking of the Rock's Die Hard remake, there's a movie called Skyscraper from 1996 where Anna Nicole Smith gets raped.
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