WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD SMELLS MAKE YOU HUNGRY FOR BONERS (UNLIKE ME)

[Eight Bit Alien]

AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE
ANSWER SOON PLEASE

THERES NO TIME

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ITS SO SOON

[How Are Mortiis Goatse?!]

Lots of jalapenos, banana peppers and the spiciest sauce they offer

[Eight Bit Alien]

NO

[Geeheeb]

Peanut butter and pickled jalapeños only

[ghost boner]

Order the GO TO ANOTHER SUB PLACE SUBWAY IS THE WORST

[cxwx]

[Toilet Fleet]

veggie patty is the only edible thing there

[riley-o]

Get the kind that tastes terrible and will give you diarrhea

[FVBTVS]

and make sure to get the sandwich artist that respects no law or covenant governing the judicious use of mayonnaise

[Eight Bit Alien]

Fuck every single one of you cuck gamergate gay jew feminazi toxic masculine decide-on-vinyl owning sandvvitch failures

Under the sign of Blvck Philliips Mutiilatiions i got

A chicken patty thing with american cheese spinach tomatoes olives and some kinda weird mustard

It was delicious, healthy, and helped solve both patriarchy and the jewish question forever

So we can just stop posting now

Got it?

[FVBTVS]

jared watches onne ~~

[Eight Bit Alien]

FROT

[featherboa]

I mad I even thought about subway today because of this. Mods please do the needfull

[Eight Bit Alien]

What do you want me, THE MOD JAME, to do? My wish is your command

Magicivian

Subway fucking rules, you guys are all fucking retarded

[featherboa]

redact "subway" from thread title

[ghost boner]

dude you live in philly. get a god damn cheesesteak

[Wormholegenerator]

[hipster holocaust]

dude you live in philly. get a god damn cheesesteak

If this is true and you're choosing fucking SUBWAY over Wawa I'm hopping on the fist Chinatown bus outta here and hunting you down Jame. Jesus fucking shit.

[Eight Bit Alien]

It's complicated and none of you could ever understand

But

I'm still not defending my fucking choices, there's nothing wrong with subway, there's something wrong with ALL OF YOU

[RY4N]

occasionally i go jogging past a subway thats baking bread.

good smells everyday bro

[FVBTVS]

thats not even what baking breads smells like bro

[RY4N]

it does smell like fake bread but its still kinda pleasant

[cxwx]

I live down the road from a tortilla factory. I used to ride the bus with some old scrawny fuck who worked there. He talked about how the dough machines were so huge you could walk in them. I used to walk home by that place and it didn’t exactly smell good. I’m sure it was filled with lots of sweaty undocumented brown desperate female cunt which is always a good odor.

[hipster holocaust]

I live down the road from a tortilla factory. I used to ride the bus with some old scrawny fuck who worked there. He talked about how the dough machines were so huge you could walk in them. I used to walk home by that place and it didn’t exactly smell good. I’m sure it was filled with lots of sweaty undocumented brown desperate female cunt which is always a good odor.

Every few years you hear about some poor bastard being mangled in some kind of Upton SInclair-type accident in the paper around here. Pretty scary shit.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/you ... e-1.149379

That aside, I pass by this place for band practice on a regular basis and the smell always makes me hungry.

[cxwx]

I live down the road from a tortilla factory. I used to ride the bus with some old scrawny fuck who worked there. He talked about how the dough machines were so huge you could walk in them. I used to walk home by that place and it didn’t exactly smell good. I’m sure it was filled with lots of sweaty undocumented brown desperate female cunt which is always a good odor.

Every few years you hear about some poor bastard being mangled in some kind of Upton SInclair-type accident in the paper around here. Pretty scary shit.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/you ... e-1.149379

That aside, I pass by this place for band practice on a regular basis and the smell always makes me hungry.

A maintenance worker operating an non enclosed fork lift picked up a dumpster and forgot to lock the wheels and it fell on him and chopped him in half where I worked a few months ago. It didn’t make me hungry.