Just powered down a french dip. Got up to put my dishes away and then it hit me.
This one is creeping up. Definitely coffee fueled. A little test push to see what im working with....
Unhhhhh....lamaze stylee. Let it happen. Dont force the issue....uggghhhn.
Hard. Compact like a diamond. It's weird how it's soft serve one day and briquettes the next.
One chicken strip sized turd drops. Kinda pokey like it had potato chip shards in it. Then followed up by a well oiled pot sticker sized chunk. Shot out.
Could there be some more? My piss is steamy hot tonight.
Heil.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:35 pm
by kevin hash
7:33pm.
Some people go to church on sundays. I go poop.
Ungghhhh.
That sweet wet slidey sound. Then the crackle of a fart still trapped in the asshole.
Nice poopy scent. Back to basics.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:15 pm
by kevin hash
12:10pm.
Didn't think i had to that bad....just sat down and now it's coming on strong. The pressure farts reek....here goes.
Ungggh. Length feels substantial. African tribal chief stylee. Followed up by some bloppy chunks of smelly poopoo.
The conistency was doughy and fresh out f the oven warm. A very nice experience. Reeks like a mutha.
Another wonderful bit of me time.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:57 pm
by kevin hash
8:52pm
I think i might need to drop off more poop. Lets give it a go shall we.
Let me slide my undies off and get cozy.
No overt pressure but there does seem to be a bit of something in there.
Unnnggggh.
Plop.
Plop. Plop.
Long slider with clean break.
Baby plop.
No smell. No heat. But now the very poopy smell hits me. Not foody at all. Straight shit scent.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:09 pm
by kevin hash
8:05pm.
Drop you off at 8? And dont be late? Oh poopoo you know what i like.
Ugghnn.
Pretty girthy turd exits quickly and with little prompting. My buttlips kinda sting a skosh. No smell.
Not an epic soul cleansing bacteria rambler but sometimes you gotta take the salty with the sweet.
Heil.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:21 pm
by cxwx
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:04 pm
by kevin hash
12:00pm
High noon. Shit out at the o.k. corral.
Unghhgh
Hard push....real asshole stretcher. Gentle splash as it hits the pissy water. Followed by a hershey kiss. Plop.