Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious

Music posts are a bannable offense.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:27 pm

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I've genuinely had a bounce in my step today and have nothing to attribute it to but this. I hope someone molotovs his van while he's sleeping in it hahahahahaha
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:48 pm

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fuck that guy

didn't he inherit a house from his parents or whatever? or was he just waiting for them to die. anyway, curious what happened between him living with parents and now.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:33 pm

He probably scammed his parents out of their money when they bought some brutal death metal CDs from him.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:38 pm

Could you imagine, in 2019, paying bills and buying food with Death Metal cds as your main form of income? We're in a recession, the Death Metal cd market will bounce, i swear!
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:48 pm

nearly forgot about the existence of this person
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:59 pm

Didn’t he grope some girl while she was passed out then brag about it?
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:00 pm

i'm pretty sure he posted the pictures here
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:10 pm

Did the IRS finally get him on back taxes?
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:27 pm

zombiehead wrote:
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i'm pretty sure he posted the pictures here
Yeah or it was his ex girlfriends tits or something like that.

What was the whole Embalmer hat fiasco again? I remember their bass player who used to post here wanting to murder him.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:31 pm

<--- my avatar is wearing an embalmer hat ha

Basically, John and Embalmer had a deal to make the album but not merch and he wasn't paying them for merch. He claims he was recouping costs for the album by selling merch. Something along those lines. Its been 15 years.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:38 pm

I remember him being a human shield when that idiot Don was trying to beat up that really obnoxious kid who thought he had the best taste in everything (A Minor Extinction ) can’t remember his other user name.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:00 pm

here's the gofundme if anyone wants to ramp up the schadenfreude:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/g5xgsh-help- ... n-his-feet

I shouldn't have underestimate his power to make me feel miserable: in looking that up, I realized how many people named "john dwyer" are in terrible need of help right now via one shitty circumstance or another.
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Did the IRS finally get him on back taxes?
at one point I had a fraud-report on this guy in an envelope addressed to the IRS... there were print-outs of ebay screenshots etc. I never sent it though. filling it out was still a bit satisfying.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:37 pm

Are people still interested in other humans going over the falls in a whisky barrel? Business opportunity?
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:43 pm

I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall of his van when he had to make the tough choice: brutal death metal merch or food.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:25 pm

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Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:35 pm

I don't know if I ever realized he did things wrong besides spam here. Is there a quick version of the story of his evil, or is it like millions of tiny little things?
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:39 pm


this FB post is about a bad thing, and if you read the comments you will learn many more bad things. the comments are a bit confusing to interpret because I think dwyer was initially commenting there, but those comments have since vanished.

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Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:48 pm

Hah! One of the problems with internet terms is there often aren't many synonyms for them, so it's very hard to not use the same word many times inside a single sentence. I'm sure someone has probably invented a term to describe that phenomenon, of course.
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:50 pm

i'm pretty sure my copy is the Pathos one, i'm not proud of that
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:24 pm

after all the shit he's pulled on others, this is fucking ace.he should just drive that van up to Niagara Falls one last time.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:05 pm

Life: What do you want, my autistic son?
Human: A massive wall of media.
Life: With many different ideas?
Human: No! Only small amount! Repeated many times!
Life: Here is your fortune of indistinguishable death metal albums. Be proud, and guard it jealously against thieves.
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:09 pm

A crazy homeless man with two smooth jazz cassette tapes in his shoes is richer than that fucking starch-golem
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:17 pm

wait

where are his CDs now
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Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:56 pm

Probably in the storage unit he's living in
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