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My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:50 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I don't think it's fucking salt at all. These lying pieces of shit. I think it's just a pink rock.
I bet antifreeze isn't even sweet.
Here's a life tip; if people in your life constantly tell you to not lick and taste certain objects, and that you're 34 years old, they're just gatekeepers who are trying to keep you from the truth.
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:43 pm
by Necrometer
fun fact: they just add sweetener to antifreeze so dogs won't try and eat it (because dogs don't like candy)
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:43 pm
by Necrometer
does your pro-tip hold if I mail you a crystal of hydrogen peroxide?
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:20 pm
by featherboa
Any of you guys have BLACK salt from the Indian grocery store?
It looks pink to me so I dunno why they call it that.
Anyways, sometimes I eat a handful and it give me really funny smelling farts
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:12 pm
by Honky Kong 64
Look all I can say is definitely lick birthday streamers OK?
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:24 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Honky Kong 64 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:12 pm
Look all I can say is definitely lick birthday streamers OK?
Do...they melt?
Like the non-cheesy poof packing peanuts?
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:05 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Yeah crepe paper things? They taste totally salty it's awesome
Play-doh was also salty and good iirc
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:11 am
by postaddiction
I tried my lamp. I detected hints of saltiness, but not as much as I would expect from a pure rock of salt. Results inconclusive.
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:51 pm
by hipster holocaust
Reviews of your own cum (bungvox replies only)
Re: My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:48 pm
by postaddiction
own cum fits nicely in cunt