best thing I've been able to find was trying a million stretches I looked up until I found ones that target the right areas. doesn't make it go away but can really lessen it
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 10:11 pm
by featherboa
i have a different ass problems and you people are really cloggin up my youtube search results.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:29 am
by MPD
riley-o wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:25 am
How are you guys able to still be tricked by this level of trolling
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:59 am
by FVBTVS
my favorite new game : ingrown hair or testicular cancer?
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:30 am
by Warpsmasher
I'm reluctant to talk about it because I'm on testosterone shots and it's an unfair advantage. I know it is, because I've had it for almost 8 years now. It speeds up recovery and makes tough exercise easier, and tough exercise is what it takes to really beat shit like sciatica and a thrown back. I've had so many crippling injuries that I thought I would never recover from, and I am way more prone to them on testosterone too, just because of the increased everyday physicality. Shit is crazy, but I love it. I run circles around people half my age, and still live pretty turbo. Favorite lyrics for testosterone life = Death Grips
Wife started testosterone pellets a little over a year ago and now we are an elite perv couple like never before. She also likes other health spa drugs like B12 shots and fat burners, so I get to fuck with that stuff too.
Coworker/bandmate has a second job assisting a weed and mushroom concentrate guy, so I been fuckin with that stuff too. Microdosed on psilocybin for new years, it was a nice little mental reset.
Collagen peptides have been the biggest lifesaver for my thrashed ass joints. There were times that I was so desperate for relief that I would eat the cartilage from chicken wings and spareribs. Takes 2 to 4 scoops a day, and several cans in to start feeling the healing, but it's definitely made a big difference for me and is a permanent addition to my diet now.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 2:00 pm
by featherboa
A big can of collage powder ended up at my house somehow(?). I tried it, it's pretty gross even though it says "completely benign" or whatever on the tin. Are you saying it'll make my knuckles stop hurting?
I feel like I gave myself arthritis by starting rock climbing in my dotage.
I can't fit my wedding ring on anymore
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:59 pm
by cxwx
Sleeping with a mouth guard is pretty fucking annoying.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:08 pm
by abdominalpillaging
Fucking ear and nose hair just growing all crazy.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:42 pm
by Warpsmasher
featherboa wrote: ↑Fri Feb 28, 2020 2:00 pm
A big can of collage powder ended up at my house somehow(?). I tried it, it's pretty gross even though it says "completely benign" or whatever on the tin. Are you saying it'll make my knuckles stop hurting?
I feel like I gave myself arthritis by starting rock climbing in my dotage.
I can't fit my wedding ring on anymore
I don't want to say it's just the one thing working but yeah it should help some. I do ninja smoothies every day with coffee and veggies, whole ginger and turmeric root chunks, and lots of other powders and shit (protein, creatine, spirulina, power greens, flax, chia seeds, kelp, collagen etc).
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:59 pm
by Necrometer
I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working
I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:11 pm
by cxwx
Even though me knees feel and sound like fucking Velcro, I feel like I’m in much less pain than most of you bastards. I’ve been taking four flights of stairs up work in the morning lately. Not sure if this will improve or greatly diminish my health now.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:18 pm
by Warpsmasher
Necrometer wrote: ↑Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:59 pm
I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working
I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
I'll try anything and everything I guess. Still need to add bone broth to my diet.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:13 pm
by kevin hash
I want to jack off but I dont feel like it.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:41 pm
by MeatGrease
Necrometer wrote: ↑Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:59 pm
I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working
I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
In shanghai if you were feeling mildly peckish between lunch and dinner time you'd eat a boiled cat
Necrometer wrote: ↑Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:59 pm
I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working
I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
In shanghai if you were feeling mildly peckish between lunch and dinner time you'd eat a boiled cat
When meatgrease feels mildly peckish I suspect he eats an unboiled dick.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:08 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:05 pm
by riley-o
CHINESE MAAM
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:54 pm
by Geeheeb
collagen nvv
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:15 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Collagen? The extracellular jew? No thanks...
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:48 pm
by featherboa
Geeheeb wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:54 pmcollagen nvv
I stayed with some hawaiians in hawaii for a week once just after highschool and I'll never forget these words of wisdom from the host:
It's already dead, bu. Just grind da cow.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:08 am
by Warpsmasher
Case of bone broth just arrived, it will be my new ramen/noodlebowl water, getting consumed semi to daily.
I've had tennis elbow in multiple spots on both arms, dodgy/fucked up hip sockets, sciatica more than once, blown lower back/pinched discs, wrist and ankle sprains, cracked a heel, dented a shin, shot both shoulders on separate occasions, and I just keep reforming like a terminator. Had a severed nerve or something, I don't even know now, in my front left thigh, that caused a numbness that lasted several years, even that seems to have healed. Right now I have no pain anywhere above a 3, and I have to strain to get it up to that.
I'm still in a place where pullups cost me progress on the elbows, but I'm hoping to be past it soon. Either way I'm going to end up like the Dethklok song.
Re: stuff that happens when you get older
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:56 am
by the awesome Assassin
Chiropractor every other week... Massage every Sunday... Therapist every Monday... Gym and stretching every morning before work.... Stretching again after work... Quit drinking around 4 years ago... 15/15 of thc/cbd oil before bed helps me sleep 8 to 9 hours a night... No more 3somes...