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what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:21 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I would buy a bell jet ranger 2 helicopter

and get it painted to look like the one from Dawn of the Dead

I would buy the Monroeville Mall and have it restored to they way it looked in Dawn of the Dead

I would have a room inside of it re-modelled to be the secret apartment from Dawn of the Dead

I would live inside of it forever



Another portion of the mall would become the George Romero Institute probably, if I could get anyone involved with his estate onboard, and I'd pay people to archive, preserve and transfer all of his work to the best available mediums




but mostly I would live in that mall alone

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:21 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
goodbye fuckheads
I'm flying away in my helicopter


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Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:25 am
by Necrometer
I would be TOTALLY paralyzed regarding 99% of that money

I mean I'd buy a house for sure, and then maybe fund a bunch of audacious science stuff that I'm already doing... just more & faster?

but yeah anything past some tens of $M and i'm a mess

I like the helicopter idea a lot!

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:04 am
by the awesome Assassin
I would pay Elon Musk to strap cascade whore to a rocket and send that obese chink into space...

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:20 am
by Geeheeb
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Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:40 am
by Toilet Fleet
Buy a shitload of small businesses and turn them into a worker co-op conglomerate

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:12 am
by THE KILL
build th6e most comfy Haus imag5inable and do noth6ing5 all day but write rules for stupid boardg5ames and pay Paul Bonnar h6andsome sums to do all th6e artwork for th6em.

maybe finance an Adeptus Mech6anicus-focused WH40K-movie directed by Sh6inya Tsukamoto with6 h6andmade special effects only and an OST by Kenji Kawai.

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:19 am
by FVBTVS
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Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:26 am
by BUSINESS
I'll tell you what I'd do, man....two chicks in the same time, man

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:56 pm
by hipster holocaust
My apartment building
A vineyard
A pizzaria or Thai restaurant
The rights to Meat Grease's book

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:01 pm
by FVBTVS
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Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:15 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
FVBTVS wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:19 am Image
this RULES

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:27 pm
by featherboa
throw it into a synagogue, hang

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:04 am
by THE KILL
pay th6e world's best assassin to take out Ch6ad

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:14 am
by MPD
spearhead a Woodland Folk revival...

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:49 am
by cxwx
the awesome Assassin wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:04 am I would pay Elon Musk to strap cascade whore to a rocket and send that obese chink into space...
Can I live on the moon with Krieg?

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:42 am
by Honky Kong 64
I would hire a professional chef.

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:37 pm
by cxwx
THE KILL wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:04 am pay th6e world's best assassin to take out Ch6ad
Chad is a good human being. He just has demons. ( like a lot of people).

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:41 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
2nded

i hope chad is safe from the viral jew rn

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:54 pm
by postaddiction
Hire Virgil

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:17 pm
by cxwx
postaddiction wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:54 pm Hire Virgil
Best goddamn thing I’ve heard in this thread.

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:33 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
The ancient roman poet?

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:32 pm
by cxwx
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Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:33 pm
by Glub
cxwx wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:17 pm
postaddiction wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:54 pm Hire Virgil
Best goddamn thing I’ve heard in this thread.
Agreed. And count me in as Pro-Chad as a person.

Re: what if you were a billionaire overnight

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:27 pm
by postaddiction