I can't really think of a more beautiful example of poetic justice than a Dissection thread devolving into a discussion on the relative merits of White Zombie.
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 1:09 pm
by spacehamster
Or that post being Vern'd.
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 1:13 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Fans and scholars would speculate in years to come that Chad's anthem to Kali had actually summoned James, who became death, derailer of threads...
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 1:20 pm
by Necrometer
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Wed May 06, 2020 12:46 pmi remember waiting excitedly to get my first look at them playing live for some mtv beach house performance and rob was so out of breath and waving his arms around and running in circles like it would distract from how terrible it sounded but it did not work
i discovered their secret
Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Wed May 06, 2020 12:59 pmFew were better self-styled to perform while lounging on a throne than Rob Zombie and he fuckin squandered it
brace your demiurge-lovin' souls for the anti-cosmic cataclysm that is MTV'S hAuNtEd HoUsE pArTy!!!
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 2:46 pm
by Toilet Fleet
A throne made of big tiddy bimbo demons
Also—also—Rob Zombie absolutely needed his own Joe C., dressed up like either a smaller version of Rob Zombie or a whatever bobblehead werewolf sheriff aesthetic fit best, you know, authoritative but incredibly stupid
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 2:48 pm
by FVBTVS
i saw powerman 5000 open for primus with the girl i had a case of white line zombie fever for
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 4:42 pm
by Necrometer
who's going to do the wellness check on chad
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 7:57 pm
by kevin hash
I read up on the dissection asshole blowing his own head off in a circle of candles.
Makes him an even bigger dildo.
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 11:44 pm
by Necrometer
what about this absolute monster:
little-known fact - a boy obtained this album upon its release and instantly fell in love
he stared at that cover art for hours each night as he listened to this record, over and over again
that boy grew into a man who created visual art that changed the game... forever
that boy's name? DR john dyer baizley
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Thu May 07, 2020 7:20 am
by Geeheeb
that robin machete guitar is really really heavy yet has no low end.
Even though their one good and one kind of good albums are on Spotify, their post-prison work seems to be the certified hit factory
This album is Wacken-core fist-pump lite-metal and hasn't aged into any sort of misunderstood classick at all. Real, real disappointed that their legacy apparently involves anyone who is listening to dissection by modern means jamming reindeerchaos (though if they get the message and off themselves that's at least worth a hails)
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 7:57 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Only arckanum is real....
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 8:08 pm
by postaddiction
Jon n. fits all the criteria for a good black metal band (songwriting ingenuity, murder, and suicide) by himself. yet all the candles, jail time, and cutting rituals in sweden couldn't keep the real demonic possession in the tunes in the mid-aughts. but somehow millions of listeners don't notice? Chad > nodveidt
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 7:55 am
by Geeheeb
Jon N's other contributions are p. great.
Terror - Terrorizer style grindcore with members of At The Gates
The Black - Priest of Satan is p. okay and I don't like black metal
Look at this fucken kid:
Re: Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 10:09 am
by spacehamster
postaddiction wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 8:08 pm
criteria for a good black metal band (songwriting ingenuity, murder, and suicide)
That's really all anyone ever needed to say about Black Metal. Thanks, dude, I'll be laughing myself to sleep tonight.
postaddiction wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 8:08 pm
Jon n. fits all the criteria for a good black metal band (songwriting ingenuity, murder, and suicide) by himself. yet all the candles, jail time, and cutting rituals in sweden couldn't keep the real demonic possession in the tunes in the mid-aughts. but somehow millions of listeners don't notice? Chad > nodveidt