hammer or knife ?
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hammer or knife ?
you hear someone in your house at night, and you have a few seconds to grab a household item to defend yourself.
do you equip steely knife of chef or clawed hammer of carpenter ?
feel free to discuss other options ofc, but mods have a new anti-2A policy so any mention of firearms will have consequences
do you equip steely knife of chef or clawed hammer of carpenter ?
feel free to discuss other options ofc, but mods have a new anti-2A policy so any mention of firearms will have consequences
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Re: hammer or knife ?
since all property is theft, I would just use the power of friendship (my mostt powerful weapn)
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Re: hammer or knife ?
THIS PARTICULAR HOME INVADER IS DEADSET ON SODOMIZING ALL WHO DWELLETH THEREIN
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Re: hammer or knife ?
describe his dickNecrometer wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 10:30 am THIS PARTICULAR HOME INVADER IS DEADSET ON SODOMIZING ALL WHO DWELLETH THEREIN
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Why is it hammer OR knife. we can feed people AND go to the moon you know...
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Re: hammer or knife ?
have to take two weapon fighting feat though
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Re: hammer or knife ?
I don't think about home invasion scenarios a lot, but we have a softball bat in the living room, and I keep a hammer by my bedside drawer.
I think I'd prefer a large kitchen knife, but I'm not going to leave a giant knife sitting around all year.
I figure I'm way less likely to accidentally injure myself with a stationary hammer.
The woman always says she's going for a large frying pan, which I figure is a decent plan.
I think I'd prefer a large kitchen knife, but I'm not going to leave a giant knife sitting around all year.
I figure I'm way less likely to accidentally injure myself with a stationary hammer.
The woman always says she's going for a large frying pan, which I figure is a decent plan.
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Re: hammer or knife ?
yeah the frying pan also makes a half-decent shield in a pinch. if grandpappy's pocketwatch can stop a bullet, imagine what the mighty skillet can do!
imagine if you wound up to slice-smash someone with a frying pan and the handle just snapped right off because your kitchenware was, it turns out, not so sturdy
anyway I'm also going hammer. knife is certainly scarier but almost none of the strikes will be instantly incapacitating. the hammer at least gives you a chance for a one-and-done.
imagine if you wound up to slice-smash someone with a frying pan and the handle just snapped right off because your kitchenware was, it turns out, not so sturdy
anyway I'm also going hammer. knife is certainly scarier but almost none of the strikes will be instantly incapacitating. the hammer at least gives you a chance for a one-and-done.
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Re: hammer or knife ?
a frying pan with nails smelted to it would be cool
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Re: hammer or knife ?
how about a sensitive foodie repurposing their lovingly seasoned cast-iron (solid as a rock, to be sure) in an act of self defense, only to send it flying backwards on the wind-up (cursed smooth hands and feeble grip)
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Re: hammer or knife ?
Hammer, but it's all about delivery: both weapons are equally intimidating when I'm coming in a.) fat b.) nude and c.) shrieking
Actually the knife would be chill so I could cut myself and get a little bloody first, really amp the startle response
Hmmmmmm
Actually the knife would be chill so I could cut myself and get a little bloody first, really amp the startle response
Hmmmmmm
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Re: hammer or knife ?
I would be so worried about nicking someone with a knife and just enraging them and ending up in a heated battle over the knife where we have four hands wrapped around it, wide-eyed pushing it back and forth toward each others' faces
A hammer ? Jump out and do like my homie L'il Rabbit Foo Foo and bop that fool on his head
Bad news for the good fairy of the forest, because your man is ALREADY a fuckin goon with zero remorse for the rats. HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
A hammer ? Jump out and do like my homie L'il Rabbit Foo Foo and bop that fool on his head
Bad news for the good fairy of the forest, because your man is ALREADY a fuckin goon with zero remorse for the rats. HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Re: hammer or knife ?
jesus christ I had never encountered that song before
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Re: hammer or knife ?
always take blunt object
a lot harder to shrug off blunt force trauma than a stab wound
a lot harder to shrug off blunt force trauma than a stab wound
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Re: hammer or knife ?
I would hope I could just grab my buttplug but if I had to chose a melee weapon I would feel less clumsy smashing someone with a hammer than trying to effectively slash or stab. Although I feel if someone was competent with a knife they could make short work of some doofus swinging a hammer around like a club. I also have a baseball bat with nails in it but I feel like if I ever actually used that and ended up killing an intruder with it I would be more in trouble with the cops than if I just buttplugged the person.
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Re: hammer or knife ?
Kill the intruder with cum.
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Re: hammer or knife ?
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Re: hammer or knife ?
As someone who has been hit with a hammer and stabbed I have to say that even though I had to get stitches for the knife wound the hammer definitely sucked a lot more. Hammer
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Re: hammer or knife ?
ghost boner wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 3:49 pm As someone who has been hit with a hammer and stabbed I have to say that even though I had to get stitches for the knife wound the hammer definitely sucked a lot more. Hammer