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Strange things you do
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 1:18 am
by Cunt
I like to fingerfuck my belly button and smell it when I am done I also like to catch my farts in my hands so I can huff my own methane I smear my boogers on public restroom hand dryers
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 1:59 pm
by kevin hash
I love watching porn vids where the dude just dumps his load into the women's panties then she pulls em up.
Wear the jizz on her sizzlers.
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:02 pm
by Glub
I perform miracles and buy expensive shit.
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:23 pm
by FVBTVS
listen to women
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:28 pm
by Glub
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:23 pm
listen to women
I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:31 pm
by FVBTVS
of bees
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:07 pm
by kevin hash
Of jizzed on butt flossers
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:55 pm
by Glub
Glub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:28 pm
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:23 pm
listen to women
I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.
On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:31 pm
by kevin hash
Glub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:55 pm
Glub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:28 pm
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:23 pm
listen to women
I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.
On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."
Should have told her to pretend your asshole is a humminbird feeder and shes a hummingbird
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 12:21 pm
by Glub
kevin hash wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:31 pm
Glub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:55 pm
Glub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:28 pm
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:23 pm
listen to women
I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.
On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."
Should have told her to pretend your asshole is a humminbird feeder and shes a hummingbird
I'm, surprisingly, not into any butt stuff.
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:31 pm
by kevin hash
Let a broad tongue your butthole while she massages your pole. You will exude 3 to 4 more extra squirts of white piss.
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:51 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
NO
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:06 pm
by Glub
kevin hash wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:31 pm
Let a broad tongue your butthole while she massages your pole. You will exude 3 to 4 more extra squirts of white piss.
This will not be happening.
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:57 am
by Eight Bit Alien
As a MD you're aware of the dangers of being a degenerate butthole person!
Re: Strange things you do
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:42 pm
by Glub
Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:57 am
As a MD you're aware of the dangers of being a degenerate butthole person!
If it reassures anyone here, the dangers are minimal.
And even if you do catch something, to borrow a phrase from Stanhope*, you've got to look at that shit the way a skateboarder looks at a skinned knee.
* See how easy it is not to plagiarize?