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Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:55 pm
by Glub
This is where you can post instructions to "scramble the units" or "gear up for action" or "put it all on the line for freedom" or the like from the comfort and safety of your residence.

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:22 pm
by Glub
Does everyone have their chain of command flowcharts ready?

In these trying times, the margin for error is slim.

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:54 pm
by Hunter
If there's one thing I have learned from this quarantine, it's that if I pray in the shower, then I save about 45 minutes! I then use that time to pray before lunch. I wish I figured that out sooner.

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:20 am
by Glub
Fellow Patriots,
I fo not mean to alarm anyone, but the stork is in the nest.

I repeat, the stork is in the nest!

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:22 am
by hipster holocaust
Lean out the window with my finger making pew-pew sounds at parked cars

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:54 am
by Geeheeb
Glub wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:20 am Fellow Patriots,
I fo not mean to alarm anyone, but the stork is in the nest.

I repeat, the stork is in the nest!
:gold:

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:02 am
by Toilet Fleet
1. look to the Moon
2. start fire
3. spread fire
4. all is moonlit fire
5. bathe in His Dreadful Glory

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:27 pm
by Glub
Boy oh boy, is there egg on my face.

I had typed that "the owl is in the chimney," but my phone, understandably, autocorrected to "the stork is in the nest."

Stand down, please.

Sorry for any confusion.

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:29 pm
by godofdeadlydeath
The owl is in the chimney?! Fuck. I'm all out of propane.

:gold:

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:39 pm
by Glub
I think we all remember the time Ross inadvertently warned us that the bats had left the belfry. Those were several carefully curated hard drives I can never replace!

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:38 pm
by cxwx


Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:40 pm
by Glub
Just a head's up: those serving in my immediate purview twice removed just notified me that antifa has potentially hacked our mainframe.
It might be necessary to get in formation.

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:59 pm
by cxwx
Glub wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:40 pm Just a head's up: those serving in my immediate purview twice removed just notified me that antifa has potentially hacked our mainframe.
It might be necessary to get in formation.
As the president of my local antifa cell. I can assure you we would not disrupt hospital computers. We are not that ICE BLOODED

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:06 pm
by Glub
cxwx wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:59 pm
Glub wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:40 pm Just a head's up: those serving in my immediate purview twice removed just notified me that antifa has potentially hacked our mainframe.
It might be necessary to get in formation.
As the president of my local antifa cell. I can assure you we would not disrupt hospital computers. We are not that ICE BLOODED
Best not let Ross apply.

"Ross is an ice-blooded sociopath," A Dweeb.

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:05 pm
by Glub
Meatgrease,
The eel is in the acquarium.

Yours Patriotically,
DJT

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:17 am
by MPD
0/5

Re: Post Your Delusional Apocalyptic Protocols

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:22 am
by cxwx
The Shriners are 33rd degree Freemasons who eat babies.