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not only do you get a pretty tree, like the one on an opeth album, you get black rope loads from weird monster dude jacking off.

some stellar song titles too...

like Sniffing the Dead Nun's Vagina
Ejaculation of Black Impurity
Masturbation of Jehovah's Altar

not disappointed

zombiehead wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:39 am not disappointed

gave it a whirl... pretty good--- like its crisp but claptrap venomish production.

I don't know what they are saying but I assume all about stroking ding dongs with pitchforks and hell-accessories and huffing nun farts and violating the baby jesus with recycle-safe metal straws

oh in case anyone can't read the logo, its Anal Blasphemy. Good name for a tribute band that plays Blasphemy, Anal Blast, and Pheobe Snow.

Necrophilic Mallard wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 11:02 am

Alien like worm, my foot!

Thats the Anal Blasphemy band mascot and cover art model.

One would think that a monster penis would be much bigger. With more throbbing.

there's more subliminal education on that cover...
a good one rule of thumb always jack off on chicks wielding venomous snakes from a yard or two away-- to avoid having your pecker bitten

He needs some sunblock for his back.

cxwx wrote: ↑Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:48 pm He needs some sunblock for his back.

lotsa UV rays down in H. E. double hockeystyx

Love the girl fat pussy lips and tall cunt clevage

No black seed of vengeance jokes? You guys are slipping.

AskForRaffo wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 9:10 am Love the girl fat pussy lips and tall cunt clevage

Do you think she gets down with the chick who wears high heels to get fucked by dead pigs? Like a death metal cover art swingers party?

It warms the heart to see 143 views so far for "CHECK OUT MONSTER PENIS" thread.

you guys are still dependable

cxwx wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:01 am No black seed of vengeance jokes? You guys are slipping.

I wonder if Karl ever blew a load on a chick's tits?

Now before ya think hell no.... I've been to a truckload of rock n roll shows over the years.

Only one time did a girl jump onstage and whip out her tits.

What band was onstage?

Nile.

She does have a pretty nice clam.

She was decent enough to shave it before going to hell.

Lord Baphomet does not tolerate pubes.

Karl Sanders has never tit fucked.

The black ejaculation makes me think of the evil black muck from “The Scarlet Gospels” but that was written in 2015 and this album came out in 2005. I doubt Barker was influenced by some unknown black metal band. I’m also a bit tipsy and probably completely full of shit ( more so )

Black cum is a recurring theme in the Beastial black metal genre.

kevin hash wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:59 pm Black cum is a recurring theme in the Beastial black metal genre.

my bible skillz just kicked in... DUH.. .that chick with the upsidedown cross, shaved snatcharoonie and the cartoonish snake is EVE. that eve.

I wonder if they high five after that load shootin'?

Where it fuck is adam? what a cuck.........