bottom-scraping thread of band-description promos/blurbs

[Necrometer]

Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein defined the blood-soaked form of music known as horror punk with the legendary Misfits. His solo project, Doyle, creates a sonically thick and lyrically evil slab of metal that finds the mythic guitarist expanding in a logical progression upon the genre of music he helped create. Doyle's music is not the sound of some punk guitarist gone metal- it's the roaring return of one of extreme metal's original architects to his blood-splattered drawing board.

Red Devil Vortex is a power trio who's muscular blend of hard rock, post-grunge, and alternative metal describes their sound as "chaotic music to make love and war to," Lyrically they focus on themes of apocalyptic visions, mysticism and carnal desires.

(what do you even call this format... press release?)