What are some evil things that metal never did

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All the old evil things are just normal things dorks do now
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spacehamster wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 4:49 amAlso, "Bud Lite Is My Favorite Gender Fluid" or something.
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this thread has driven me to unveil my idiotic concept band/album all about gender horseshit. every time I get too anxious thinking about what life would be like as a eunuch, I seek solace in puns. (I concede this is a tangent. also, I'm sorry)

band:
cis nullo
album:
N.D.E
songs:
no-dick energy
trans poser
proxy whore
the male gays' gaze
shenis enby
manopause
cloaca awakened
translucent pill śūnyatā

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Necrometer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 3:37 pm
songs:
no-dick energy
trans poser
proxy whore
the male gays' gaze
shenis enby
manopause
cloaca awakened
translucent pill śūnyatā

:gong:
:lol:

I think you guys are onto something... let's start a reeelapse all stars pro trans grind band!!
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THE KILL wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 4:20 pmyou guys
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Necrometer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 3:22 pm
spacehamster wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 4:49 amAlso, "Bud Lite Is My Favorite Gender Fluid" or something.
goddamnit
I'm gonna have to admit I stole that joke, but... yeah.
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Necrometer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 5:13 pm
THE KILL wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 4:20 pmyou guys
:evil: :ax: :betternotstartanyshit:
Sorry man - what are your preferred pronouns?
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THE KILL wrote: ↑Mon Jun 05, 2023 3:57 am
Necrometer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 5:13 pm
THE KILL wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 4:20 pmyou guys
:evil: :ax: :betternotstartanyshit:
Sorry man - what are your preferred pronouns?
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HAHAHA
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OH SHIT
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hmmmm

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