IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
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IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
SCREAM BLOODY GORE
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
IF YOUR NAME ISN'T SCREAM BLOODY GORE YOU SHOULD BE HOMELESS
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
The Sound of Perseverance is a BRIGHT sounding album
it sounds BRIGHT and has CLARITY
it sounds BRIGHT and has CLARITY
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
I was going to say that this thread needs more Leningrad Cowboys.
but I just don't really feel that way.
but I just don't really feel that way.
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
It's an endless source of amusement to me how your signature works with absolutely anything you post.
Anyway,
storm shadow wrote:This is what happens when people use the internet to get through adolescence, instead of drugs and heavy metal.
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
they torture you BY CUTTING OFF!! YOUR CCCOOOOCCKKK!!!!
cranial separation
SEX WITH HER SEVERED HEAD
SEX WITH HER SEVERED HEAD
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
DRINK FROM THE GOBLET THE GOBLET OF GOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGH
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this thread is going to get demonetized
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
If you aren't the part that goes ON THIS FUCKING EARRRRTHH in left to die your mom should call you gay
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
If you're not the main riff in zombie ritual a train should run over your little brothers bike
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If you're not ed repka artwork you should be considered retarded
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
If you aren't Reifert's drum fill at 0:38 of Infernal Death, then I hope your cat dies
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If you don't say your own band name, which is the best band name, 80 times on every record in emphasis a cockroach should crawl on your balls. Like one of those big ones that flies too
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
If your band logo doesn't have dripping blood, spiderwebs, the grim fucking reaper, an inverted cross and a sickle, you should get a brain tumor and die at the age of 34
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If you don't cover painkiller and somehow manage to make a perfect song better a guy with sweaty palms should handle your sandwich
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
if you're not inside crystal mountain figure it out
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
if you can't pull the plug, choke on it
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
I misted up a little just now from scavenger of human sorrow being so good
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If you don't mist up a little to scavenger of human sorry you should have to eat carrot cake
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
If you listen to any music that doesn't have a 1234 - bridge - 1234 structure so that you just play every song identically twice, with a solo in the middle, you should be thrown through the wall into an asylum for the insane undead (mentally ill ghouls) forever
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If you're not a yelling ghoul holding a cup then I don't like you, to be quite frank
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
If you're alive in any sense, and not dead, then you should be barred from owning land and be legally renamed to a girls name
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
Hi this is my autistic son susan, he's being a little pussy about regurgitating guts
This is my other son, Living Monstrosity, yes he's dead thank you for noticing
This is my other son, Living Monstrosity, yes he's dead thank you for noticing
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Re: IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself
If you're not overtly effeminate and the godfather of the most brutal type of music you should have to recreate that video from the 90s where the elephant sits on that guys head and it goes up the elephants ass and YOURE THE GUY
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