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Judas and the Black Messiah - 7
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Toilet Fleet wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:18 am The Kid Detective - 7.5/10

Occasionally too paced for pacing's sake, and Canada's version of a hard luck town is too silly to be taken all that seriously
Just saw this tonight. Agree about the pacing. Really really liked the ending and characters though, would easily reccomend it to patient friends.

Dont think the gf enjoyed it as much. Sometimes she does this weird thing where she goes completely silent after a movie and gives one word answers to everything, but isn't mad in any way. Drives me insane. If i ask she just goes "I can't think of anything to say".

WOMAN WE WERE BOTH JUST QUIET FOR 140 MINUTES WHILE THAT SAD GUY CRIED ABOUT HIS MYSTERIES
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HYPED for Kamandi - https://www.forbes.com/sites/robsalkowi ... 79213e8e13
In under 10 minutes, Kamandi captures the breezy, high-concept goofiness of the comic and lovingly reproduces Kirby and inker Bruce Berry’s drawing style down to the last jot and squiggle. If you’re watching in full 4K Ultra HD, you can not only see the subtle transparency of the ink on the paper, you can practically smell Kirby’s cigar smoke wafting off of each frame.
...can't find a sneak peek anywhere, got to wait for the bluray to drop.
It is definitely time for DC to raise the bar on their stale animation game and get more comic book art styles into the rendering. This new Justice Society movie doesn't look much different than what they've been doing for the last 25 years. 4/10, but will add a point or two for being the vehicle for the Kamandi short and a new Kirby style.
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the naked gun - 8.5/10. gold. how have i never seen this until now??
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Psycho Goreman - 7.5
Stowaway - 6
The Murder in the Red Barn - 7
The Ape Man - 5.5

The Ghost (1963) - 5.5
Crimes at the Dark House - 6
Mortal Kombat (2021) - 7

D-Tox - 4
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Godzilla Vs Kong - 5.5

The movie pretty much tells you it's an overblown Saturday morning cartoon from the get go, so you have a choice to submit to it's stupidity from the start. Much better than the fucking agonizingly terrible KotM but not as cool as 2014.
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 9.5
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Coherence - 7.5/10
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Extinction (2015) - 0
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smoke and mirrors: the story of tom savini - 8/10. this fucking guy has had more divorces and kids than anyone on the planet
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Cheech And Chong Up In Smoke - 7

Not as good as Nice Dreams but a solid first start. Stacy Keach is so underrated in these flicks.
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you need to add 3 points to that score, dawg
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Those Who Wish Me Dead - 2

Generic thriller on all fronts. Everything's on auto pilot. You know how a lot of heavily cliched flicks feel warm in their familiarity? Like eating a piece of candy you loved as a kid. This one is like eating a slice of Sbarro's pizza at a bland rest stop in the middle of nowhere. Just cold, factory made slop.
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ghost boner wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 5:37 pm the naked gun - 8.5/10. gold. how have i never seen this until now??
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White Boy - 7.5
Nomadland - 8
The Witches of Eastwick - 6
Prizzi's Honor - 7.5
The Devil and Father Amorth - 6
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mortal kombat (2021!!!) 4/10 but james I think you should watch this. it's certainly not boring! the new techno song is terrible fwiw
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To the Ends of the Earth (2019) - 7
Dead of Winter (1987) - 5
The Long Hair of Death - 5
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Wonder Woman 1984 - 3/10

It's bad. Really bad. Not in a way that's interesting or anything either, just bad.
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The End of the World - 6
The Fury of the Wolf Man - 4.5
Sex World - 6.5
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MPD wrote: Sat May 22, 2021 9:56 pm Army of the Dead - 0
just turned this off after an hour

this is my THIRD zs movie of 2021

zs:not ratio is way way way too high
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Bummed by the reviews its getting, Dawn 04 was a classic and recreating that magic seemed attainable.

Pandemic-era movies and TV have been really fucking bad and Im ready to move on to the next era. Don't really care what we leave behind, we can't stay here.
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i think a huge difference is the writing - james gunn wrote the remake; this is a novel story written by snyder. premise is so awesome but movie sucks. the stuff I read made me relieved to have bailed.
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michael jacksons moonwalker - 8.5/10. hadnt seen this in quite some time. still fucking slays. would be higher if there wasnt like 80 hours of pointless old footage at the beginning
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Deathwatch - 6.5
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You Don't Know Jack - 8/10 - Pacino was fucking great as Kevorkian. The scene of him walking down the aisle in the prison at the end was fucking amazing. Really well done TV movie that I meant to check out years ago and never got around to it.
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