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The Devil Bat - 4.5
The Devil's Messenger - 5.5
Hackers - 4
X-Men Origins: Wolverine - 3
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Die Hard - 8/10
Yup, it's classic status is totally deserved. Could have been half an hour shorter though, and the German terrorists (lol wut) are pretty retarded (I actually share Alan Rickman's character's last name... :fp: ). Why does their boss sound like a distinguished actor from the Royal Shakespeare Company half of the time?
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Shock - 6
The Island Monster - 5
Rich and Strange - 7
Easy Virtue - 7.5

The Suicide Squad - 6.5
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fast & furious 9 ... not even fun tbh
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Die Hard 2 - 8/10
Has an Indiana Jones vibe in some scenes?!
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The Skin Game (1931) - 7
Silent Night, Bloody Night - 6
Val - 9
The Phantom (2021) - 7
Cobra - 7

The Nightmare Never Ends - 7
Count Dracula and His Vampire Brides - 6
Final Account - 9
Sisters With Transistors - 10

It's Never Too Late to Mend - 5.5
Bowery at Midnight - 6.5
Face at the Window - 4
Lake Mungo - 5
The Changeling - 6
Kalifornia - 6.5

Shadow of Silk Lennox - 6.5
Champagne - 7.5
Manxman - 7.5
Thunderheart - 8
Risen - 4
Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold - 6
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John Wick 4/10
Why does this have such a good reputation? It's dumb and not particularly well-made...
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Tried the new Suicide Squad. This is what everyone is gushing over? I fell asleep multiple times what a slog. I guess I'm too old for this shit.
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Cocaine Cowboys: Reloaded - 9
The Taking of Deborah Logan - 4
Return of the Living Dead 3 - 6.5
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Hex (1980) - 6/10
Ok-ish Shaw Brothers horror film. Pretty slow, sometimes silly, but the last 15 minutes offer one of the most spectacular pairs of breasts I have ever seen, plus somebody gets their ears ripped off. Because I'm such an excellent poster and a team player, I hereby include a link to said tit scene:

http://ancensored.com/clip/hex/tanny-ti ... 572a04c5dd


Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - 8/10
Gorier than I expected, fantastic special effects all around, not a minute too long.


Rush :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: /5
Highly entertaining Italian "postapocalyptic" trash bullshit from 1983. This was everything that Samurai Cop was supposed to be.
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Honky Kong 64 wrote: Mon Aug 23, 2021 8:47 am Tried the new Suicide Squad. This is what everyone is gushing over? I fell asleep multiple times what a slog. I guess I'm too old for this shit.
Yeah I wasn't super impressed by this either, and I like James Gunn. It was a little sloppy and weird. I figure I'll give it the old covid-production excuse, and then give the general reaction the same treatment since people are starved for anything new.

BUT BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING

Three from Hell - 2
Lords of Salem - 5
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - 8
Body Snatchers (1993) - 7, fucking awesome practical FX, shaky script but really fucking fun movie
Puppet Masters (1994) - strong 4
Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)- 7
Dr Strangelove - 10
The Day the Earth Stood Still - 9
Bruiser (2000) - 6, this is a complicated one and someday I'll make a long post about it which nobody will read

Terminator: Dark Fate - 7 (This isn't as shitty as people say)
Terminator Genesys - 5 (See above)
Terminator Salvation - 6 (This is worse than people say, fucking retarded Helena Bonham Carter AI bullshit)
Terminator 2 - 10
The Terminator - 10
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Planet Terror - 7/10, very fucking fun, expected this to be a little weaker on the rewatch but it surprised me, didn't go sour on the shelf at all. I forgot how fucking perfect and bizarre all the characters are, especially Freddy Rodriguez. Rewatching Rose McGowan in these sexpot roles is something I've avoided for a little while, I thought it would just be too weird and uncomfortable given everything that's happened. That feeling wore off pretty quickly though, which was a relief.

Terse report on my S. Craig Zahler binge -

Bone Tomahawk - 8/10 (strong 8 )
Dragged Across Concrete - 9/10 (weak 9)
Brawl in Cell Block 99 - 10 out of fucking 10

I'm gonna go buy some of this nigga's books. I can't fucking get enough of this guy. I was impressed by Bone Tomahawk when it came out, jesus fuckin christ I'm glad the guy got more work after that. I can't believe they held that production company afloat long enough to get this work out.
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a friend gave me the BiCB99 blu-ray and it seems I’ve been fucking up in not watching it…
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1. You have to be patient
2. You might fuckin hate it anyway, this shit isn't gonna work for everyone, and i don't mean that in a hipster "you won't get it" way. I'm sure you will, just positive that it won't interest many potential viewers.
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Tremors - beloved 7
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Philadelphia - 9/10 - The Bruce Springsteen song can fuck off but the Neil Young song is fucking devastating. Demme's way of framing people directly in the center of the frame is so unsettling and is done better in this film than in Silence of the Lambs
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

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Tremors - 8/10
Hush - 7/10
Insidious 1 - 5/10
Insidious 2 - 3/10
Insidious 3 - 3/10
The Conjuring - 2/10
The Conjuring 2 - 2/10
The Purge - 4/10
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THE KILL wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:14 am Hex (1980) - 6/10
Ok-ish Shaw Brothers horror film. Pretty slow, sometimes silly, but the last 15 minutes offer one of the most spectacular pairs of breasts I have ever seen, plus somebody gets their ears ripped off. Because I'm such an excellent poster and a team player, I hereby include a link to said tit scene:

http://ancensored.com/clip/hex/tanny-ti ... 572a04c5dd


Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - 8/10
Gorier than I expected, fantastic special effects all around, not a minute too long.


Rush :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: /5
Highly entertaining Italian "postapocalyptic" trash bullshit from 1983. This was everything that Samurai Cop was supposed to be.
Hex is cool but Boxer's Omen and Seeding of a Ghost are the kings of Shaw Bros horror.
They also made a giallo called Corpse Mania that stands strongly next to the Italians.
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Val - 8.5

Couldn't be bothered to stabilize the camcorder footage, huh; didn't appreciate that much
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Meshes of the Afternoon - 10
Kill Me Again - 6
The Mothman Prophecies - 5.5
Exorcist: The Beginning - 5.5

The Blood of a Poet - 9
The Man With a Movie Camera - 8
Jaws - 10
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist - 7
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They Live - 7.6
Assault on Precinct 13 - 7.2
Night of the Living Dead 1990 - 7.5
Gods and Monsters- 7.5
Shadow of the Vampire - 7.6
American History X - 9.6
The Sixth Sense - 8.7
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Casino - 7.9
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