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Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:32 am
by Goatus
Parachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
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Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:32 am
by Comrade Slinky
Parachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
Stay strong.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:34 am
by Goatus
Comrade Slinky wrote:
Parachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
Stay strong.
CAULK JAWKEES

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:45 am
by Mallarded Again
Comrade Slinky wrote:
Parachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
Stay strong.
hahahaha now he's being coddled by SLINKY.
this can only lead to drydocking the gunt.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:59 am
by Comrade Slinky
Mallarded Again wrote:
hahahaha now he's being coddled by SLINKY.
this can only lead to drydocking the gunt.
What

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:26 am
by krudmonk
Necrometer wrote:No-one (that I haven't FOE'd) has mentioned Verhoeven!
He's probably the reason for the gratuitous tit, so it was inferred.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:53 am
by hard paranormal dong
riley-o wrote:
Wang Mandu wrote:Bah. Total Recall isn't even the best Arnold movie. I'll take Predator or Conan The Barbarian over it any day of the week. Both have better villains, too.

You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
Well now I wish I had thirteen hands so I could rip off your poser fingers and lame-ass thumbs (while continuing to grab three space-titties)


if all i have in life is to remember this one burn, i will be fine with that.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:34 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Considah dat ah devorce!

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:40 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
You homos also forgot hot Sharon Stone, and "voluptuous!"

But I think my favorite part in that movie is Arnold holding his hands up to Sharon Stone and saying, "They tried to kill me...but...I killed THEM!!!"

Great, yes, greatest, ya not quite.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:46 pm
by Astronaut
OPEN YOUR MIND, YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNDD!

what a great movie.

True Lies is great too. Tom Arnold makes that one priceless!

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:01 pm
by Astronaut
noah thirteen wrote:
Astronaut wrote:Tom Arnold makes that one priceless!
She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
HAHAHA, I've forgotten how much I enjoyed that movie. wonderful! when Jamie Lee clubs him with the phone at the strip tease ... BRUTAL!

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:18 pm
by The Nigorache
It is completely true, Total Recall is the best movie ever made, with Robocop coming in at a close 2nd.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:46 pm
by hard paranormal dong
The Nigorache wrote:It is completely true, Total Recall is the best movie ever made, with Robocop coming in at a close 2nd.

this man, this man here, this is the man to listen to.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:15 pm
by Comrade Slinky
hard paranormal dong wrote:
The Nigorache wrote:It is completely true, Total Recall is the best movie ever made, with Robocop coming in at a close 2nd.

this man, this man here, this is the man to listen to.
Largely due to the awesomeness of one Ronald Cox.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:44 pm
by krudmonk
Giff dees people ayuh!

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:17 pm
by Mendicant
Let Us Help You wrote:Commando
word

best one liners, wobbly tits in the hotel fight scene, guy from Mad Max is the baddie and he jumps out of a plane and lands casually in the swamp!!

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:23 pm
by Iron Goldie
Mendicant wrote:and he jumps out of a plane and lands casually in the swamp!!
haha, I always loved that scene.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:22 pm
by 12 Months of Mao
noah thirteen wrote:
Astronaut wrote:Tom Arnold makes that one priceless!
She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
"I remember my first time being shot out of a cannon."

Charlton Heston is awesome in that movie as an obvious Nick Fury rip-off. "Gentlemen, you're not exactly blowing the wind up my skirt." And fucking Bill Paxton..."Ass like a ten year old boy. Titties that'll make you sit up and beg for buttermilk..." Jesus, if that movie wasn't like two and half hours long I'd go watch it right now.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:16 pm
by Pooeyegg
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER!

YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!!!!!!!!

TWO WEEKS, TWO WEEKS, TOWOWOWWOOO WEEKS!

YOU'RE IN A JOHNNYCAB! (Voice of the Doctor from Star Trek, awesome)


Best movie, YOU BETCHA

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:16 am
by Wang Mandu
hard paranormal dong wrote:
riley-o wrote:
Wang Mandu wrote:Bah. Total Recall isn't even the best Arnold movie. I'll take Predator or Conan The Barbarian over it any day of the week. Both have better villains, too.

You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
Well now I wish I had thirteen hands so I could rip off your poser fingers and lame-ass thumbs (while continuing to grab three space-titties)


if all i have in life is to remember this one burn, i will be fine with that.
Yeah, I knew I was out of my league with riley. The man did not disappoint.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:24 am
by Pooeyegg

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:11 am
by father of lies
TheDOAD wrote:I remember watching this with my dad as a kid and LOVING it. (I still love it) But After my mom came home and I always remember she said (In reference to the 3 tit scene) "Did you see something you shouldn't have?" all like :betternotstartanyshit:

Just one of those priceless childhood memories I hold dear.

I also remember when the dude came out of the guys gut I thought it was just about the coolest thing ever.
I watched it with my parents when it came out on video. My mom just said "...That woman has three boobies..."

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:21 am
by Let Us Help You
Mendicant wrote:
Let Us Help You wrote:Commando
word

best one liners, wobbly tits in the hotel fight scene, guy from Mad Max is the baddie and he jumps out of a plane and lands casually in the swamp!!
Yeah, the hotel scene is my favourite. "Fuck you, asshole!", then nutsack grabbing followed by impalement. Though briefly seen, the tits are fantastic and when they first bust through, she's actually behind the guy while he's on his knees. Oh, and they knock out one of those stupid fucking glass cube partions, which is always a plus in my book.

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:58 pm
by riley-o
Keeping this one

Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:08 pm
by ghost boner
still stand by the statement. best fucking movie