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Somebody searched their name ^^^

1. Mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!
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Hypnagogia wrote:ThePhillyExperiment"]1. ron
is your name seriously just ron? not ronald? or ronwin? or ronstein? or...[/quote]

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doubleblumpkin wrote:"He mike'd it up again. DOH!"

No one says that. I would know because very cool friends of mine in places like NY and Paris would have told me about it by now. Those guys make up tons of cool sayings...
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Don't worry man...

2. Mike
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
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soiled depends wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:"He mike'd it up again. DOH!"

No one says that. I would know because very cool friends of mine in places like NY and Paris would have told me about it by now. Those guys make up tons of cool sayings...
I hate to tell you this, but...I have the 2011 cool word lists from both NY AND Paris, and...yeah, Mike is on there.
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doubleblumpkin wrote:Don't worry man...

2. Mike
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
that's the nicest thing anyone ever wrote :cry: site is legit.
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doubleblumpkin wrote:Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.


Hahaha, that's like THE line to use about anyone that's awesome.
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Jonathan:

A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.
"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.
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Anthony

Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.

Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!

Bird: Holy Hell, That was just one Anthony experience!

Dude: Oh i do my best ;)

a cool boy ; a brand for shaving cream ; some horny boy
Anthony for men (a shaving cream)

Latin for Priceless but issued as a common Italian males name
Shortened Version:Tony
Hey Anthony if you don't get downstairs no spaghetti tonight for you boy.

Hey Tony, the FBI is crackin' down on our operation i'll get Jimmy Bags to take them down the river.

an amazingly hott guy who knows how to dance and has a big dick according to people i know, anthonys are naturaly good at sports and are verry popular. especially with the ladys.
girl 1;dude did you see that anthony? hes so hott and so good at sports. hes also really popular i herd.

girl 2; yeah i herd that to and he is, i think he has a gf tho.

girl 1; i bet, shes so luckyy.

In addition to a cool guy, the term Anthony can easily refer to any mass of molecules that is constructed in such a way as to be rendered a perfect specimen that may be utilized, but not exploited by, those hungering for an expanded and elaborated knowledge of what it takes to be deemed everything including handsome, intelligent, loving, caring, kind, considerate, wise, humorous, entertaining, true, etc. Whatsmore, a rather impressive figure, he can also be defined as most courteous and endowed with overwhelmingly good taste - especially in the ladies. However, he is now unavailable for the taking and he belongs solely to his queen, Zarrin. Nonetheless, he is still all I claim him to be and to define him would require too much ATP and that I do not have a limitless supply of. Thus, in a simpler way I shall leave it this;

Anthony - n. Desireable & mine.
Anthony, you make Zarrin happy.

Anthony: A common Italian name with a nickname most related to mobster movies; Tony.

This particular Anthony is a very good one. He is caring, romantic, has a great sense of humor, loves to be around his girlfriend, gives space when needed, closes space when she asks, a very hard worker, strong, supportive, thoughtful, and all around just a wonderful person to be around.

Most people that know a GOOD Anthony say that he is one of the most fun and best friends to have around, whether it's pretending to beat up his guy friends, or making his girl friends laugh and think he's a goof. Everyone loves him or wants to meet him at some point. He also impresses the parents of any girlfriend he's ever had.
Person#1: OMG did you see Anthony today?
Person#2: Yeah! Was he punching his friend into a fence?
Person#1: Nah, they do that all the time at the park, and film it for fun.
Person#2: That's so funny.
Person#1: Yeah, that's Anthony.
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Person#1: You know, Anthony has a girlfriend named Megan?
Person#2: Yeah! I hear she loves him to death.
Person#1: Wow, I'm so jealous.
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Post by Toxicarius »

I'll take #5 please... :awesome:

1. Phil
verb: to pull a Phil is to say something completely nonsensical which confuses/baffles human beings with normal, functioning brains.

noun: Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.
"Dude, he totally pulled a Phil and tried to clean those dishes with a microwave!"

"Did he just confuse armadillos with dinosaurs? That guy is such a Phil..."

2. Phil
To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.
I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.

3. Phil
Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls.

Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.

Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.
John "Yo that kids got a big dick"

Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"

4. Phil
someone who gets too smashed at parties, likes to drunk text, and passes out a lot.

got with a different girl every week in high school.
Gal: Yo did that kid just pull a Phil?

Male: Yeah he's sprawled out on the floor passed out.

Gal: At least he didnt run into a closet this time.

5. phil
someone who is 6 foot huge and would kill everyone in its way. A phil is also a great person who is funny and all the girls love him for his charm. Phil is a pimp and a half. Everyone wants to be a phil but there is only one phil and that is PHIL T.
I want that kid phil so bad its not even funny, said alyssa.

6. Phil
The term used when someone has had their ballbag stapled to a pair of jeans
Jim: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Barry: What's the matter Jim? Have you Philled yourself to your jeans again?

7. Phil
That guy in that one TV show you watch who is the main character's old, fat and bald uncle. His name is always Phil.


- Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince
- Uncle Phil from The Man Show
- Dr. Phil
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Actually my name is this:
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the fuckin' psycho from Friday the 13th. a really gory, but bad ass movie. the nigga kills off those mother fuckers like flies.
showing porno pics of ur gf's to ur friends to show just what a pathetic low life you actually are..
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Weird, but totally called me out on my black booty appreciation.
A nice guy at times... Can give a tempur if pushed. Usually with long hair, and is mistaken for smoking weed.

Also has a liking for black booty(the firm kind). The girls fall for him, could do better in school. Plus he's into commitment whenever he's with a great girl worth being with.
"You so called Leons should know better!!"

"I wish i had a boyfriend like Leon."
Also:

Someone Who likes to run their bike into other things.
1) "hey that leon hit a bus with his bike"
2) There goes that leon he'll probley hit someting today.
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A name for a fuckin hard nutter from the northwest.
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delmuerte wrote:
A name for a fuckin hard nutter from the northwest.
fuck im leon


A hard nutter, haha.
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Daniel
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Daniel

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
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Vanessa America wrote:Vanessa : people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks.
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A beautiful girl.
Loves music, hanging out with her friends, and eating.
Very friendly, sexy, and stylish.
The one best friend everyone wants.
The one girl every guy wants.
Shes tough so dont mess around with her.
Shes the most special girl in the world.

The hottest chick on EARTH, damnn you know that ANYONE named Vanessa is the hottest chick you will ever see. Anyone named Vanessa is hottest than the damn sun itself.

A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see; angel
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1. marissa

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.
“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
marissa hot instaerection boner gorgeous
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2. Marissa

(Muh-rih-suh)N.- A little cute girl with big eyes and a big heart that everyone loves.
Aw that marissa is so cute.
cute little big eyes girl everyone loves heart
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3. Marissa

the girl who makes your head turn, your heart ache, and your tent pitched. she will drive you mad though.... and watch out. she is feisty.
I walked in the bar and there was Marissa. Doing her thing as usual like it was no big deal, lighting up the room.
spitfire feisty boner classy brat
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4. Marissa

She is the hottest girl around and will always be there for you. She is amazing, gorgeous, funny, sweet, everything a guy could want in a girl. No other girl could ever compete with her, and she will always be someone's number one. She always makes your head turn as she passes you buy in the hall. She is like a magnet for your eyes. she is like a rainbow on a cloudy day, or a sun rise after a dark night. When she walks in a dark room she lights up the entire room just with her smile. when you see her you can not help but wish you had her in your arms. She has the most beautiful eyes you wish you could just sit and stare into them for hours on end. She has a beautiful body and anyone who doesn't have her is jealous of the guy that does. The guy that has her knows he is not good enough for her, for nobody is good enough for her she is an angel that fell from heaven and no normal guy, like anyone on this planet, can ever hope to have her. she is a goddess among humans. She is everything!!
That girl is so a Marissa!
marissa hot gorgeous amazing sweet
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5. Marissa

The hottest girl alive every guy wants her. has a fucking hot body and can party all night long. hot ass shit right there
Marissa is fucking hot
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6. Marissa

Marissa, the fucking hot ass chick that lives next door with the fuckng tight pussy. Every fucking Marissa is fucking hot, they arent when there young, but hot damn, when there in the ages 14 - forever, holy fuuckk thats hot shit right there. If you ever see a Marissa, just go up to her and start makingout and rubbing your hands all over her, you wont be disapointed. They all have fucking amazing bodies, and there awsommmmeeee as doing sexual shit
" Holy shit man, Have you ever fucked that girl over there, Shes such a fucking marissa "

" Dude, last night that Marissa chick came over and i was so fucking impressed with her skills "
marissa marisah marisa marrisa marissaa
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7. Marissa

Marissa is a very pretty girl. In fact, she is hot. All marissas are. Marissas are easy to talk to and often times stay up to all hours of the night texting/instant messaging. Marissas are all very persistant and activley pursue anyone whom they like. Marissas can be best described by one word: Sexy. Marissas have a great body and a beautiful face. All Marissas are destined to someday be as hot, if not hotter than meagan fox. If a Marissa likes you take advantage of it as they are hard to come by and extremely hot.
"Whoa, that girl at her locker is so fucking hot."
"Oh thats Marissa. Shes way out of your league. Shes just too hot."
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1. Brian
A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."
synonyms---kind sweet nurturing antonyms---jerk asshole dick

2. Brian
The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.
"Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian."

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian."

"Only a Brian can save all of humanity".

"He just pulled a Brian."
brian brain bryan hot sensitive wise handsome great friend leader strong one honor trust

3. Brian
A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.
Woman: I’m the luckiest woman in the world…

Her Girlfriend: Why is that?

Woman: Because… I have a Brian!

Her Girlfriend: Damn girl… You are lucky… Can we share him?

Woman: Sure!! Sounds like fun… He’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!!

Her Girlfriend: Great!! Let’s go get started then…

4. Brian
someone who is usually always irish with intreguing blue eyes. As with most irish people, he is almost always easier to figure out while heavily induced with alcohol. You're never sure if you want to date this person, or aviod them at all costs. Brian generally has no enemies, but at times is intensely disliked by his friends. He is great at making you feel big emotions, while using small words, and half ass'd glances.
That Brian is like great sex with your husbands best friend: highly addictive, and usually brings guilty feelings later.
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1 Nick

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis
nick nickp penis huge animal
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2. nick

Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel".
We had a dime last night, but we smoked it down to a nick.
dime quarter ounce weed nickel
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3. nick

to sleep with any girl that comes your way, regardless of looks...cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there, and you're drunk enough to do it.
guy 1: Did you take that random chick home with you last night?

guy 2: Fuck yeah, I nicked her!
nick nicked random hook-up hook up
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4. nick

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.
"man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
"must have been a NIck"
penis sexy manly pleasing hot body
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5. Nick

A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.
Kyle: Did you hear Nick and his Girlfriend last night?

Jason: Yeah! They kept banging on my wall for hours!!
pimp fuck sex bang nicholas
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6. nick

a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time
girl: wow he talked behind my back

girl2: omg did he really?

girl:yep

girl2: wow hes such a nick
nich nicholas nasa screw up chelsea
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7. nick

to steal something steal
"sorry, I nicked your seat"
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Hahahaha this is awesome

Ryan

A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him!


ryan

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers
I wanna be ryan!
Fuck you!


Ryan

A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.
That guy is such a Ryan


Ryan

a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.
"Ryan is such a G!"
"Dang Ryan sure does go, I wish i was like him."
"Did you see Ryan today. Yeah, I couldn't believe my eyes, he looked so hot, I basically had an orgasm in my pants."
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Post by guardianoftheblind »

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

Andrew:

"Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser"

Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him...
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Blah blah blah...

Helene

"A girl whom is very loved and hilarious. she is always looking her finest and everyone wants to be like her! she got a great singing voice and is alway herself nothing other that! helene love to have fun and parrty..especially salsa dance in the casinos. LOUD! but she is also terribly smart and incredible gorgeous,all the time."
This girl is obviously a helene! i mean were all practically pee our pants. i mean she looks gorgeous..and shes sooooooo smart? weird you never find both of that in a girl?? and sweet heart when she sings its like im in HEAVEN! i love her sooo much, well all do!

"A girl who knows what she wants. She is very bold and gets to the point. Helene's tend to be very shy about their feelings toward others. They tend to get what they've been looking for and they have amazing taste in guys. If you have something to say to them say it straight up because they are very slow and miss big hints. Helene's are one of the top 5 sexiest creatures on earth. When you have a chance with one take it!"

"This girl gave me head last night!"
"It was an Helene wasn't it?"
"Fersure."

And finally:

"A dysfunction succubus that devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. A dangerously evil creation encased and contained within the supple skin of a woman."
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1. keith

a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
That dude is a huge keith.


2. Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."


3. Keith

A gorgeous man you are in love with who flirts with you consistently, in a misleading way, but refers to you as a sister/member of the family.
Keith: you are such a wonderful woman, you came into my life at such an important time, you are the best little sister, I love you.
Woman: (fuck) I love you too...


4. Keith

is some one who is smart sexy strong fast a ladys man and overall good at everything he tries.
wow that guy is such a keith i wanna do him so bad.


5. Keith

Keith is a common name for a male. A Keith is known to be a complete asshole, and manwhore. Keith's never know that what they have is the best their going to get, because they are always trying to get more. Males named Keith usually enjoy golfing, and swimming. Although they spend the majority of their time sleeping. Keith can also be a term for a male who is usually from Spain, goes to college in the U.S. and who thinks he is the hottest thing around, which he most deffinitly isn't. Keith can also be a term used for a male who is very immature, and doesn't know how to handle situations like an adult.
Girl # 1 "I can't beleive he came all this way to see me, and spent most of the day sleeping"
Girl # 2 "Yeah, He's such a Keith"


6. Keith

is someone who is strong, sexy, a flirt, super fly, and hella smart. is to be known that he has a big thing. is someone famous and gets all the ladies because he's a ladies man
Man i wish i was a keith!

Everybody wants to be a keith!


7. Keith

A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance
Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.




The amusing thing is page 2 is pretty much all "Keith is a name for xasthur fans..."
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darrell: 1. Man whore of epic proportions. Will screw any woman with two legs.

2. A description of a certain part of the male anatomy.
girl #1: Did you see the size of that Darrell in his pants?
girl #2: I would like to ride that Darrell until he screams!
girl#1: I just love a big Darrell.
girl#2: Yep, the size of the Darrell matters!
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Geoff
i think someone once told me a Geoff is a pirate oppossum with 6 legs that is a crew member of most serpentine space vessels. They're astrophysicists most of the time...but not usually. They have a diet of mostly girraffe eggs and rhinocerous bladders and are none too pleasant to speak with if you just happen to be a fucking dumbass...they eat those bagels heads like licorice...chocolate licorice.
Unicorns and Bagels are the shit!


Geoff
1.) To lie to someone or about something while convincing yourself you are right even though you are completely full of shit

2.) To be a loser, queer, or moron
person 1: "Hey did you know that when you have your wisdom teeth removed they insert a tiny piece of dynamite inside of your gums and explode the tooth from within?"

person 2: "Get the fuck out of here with that shit, what are you trying to Geoff me or something. Quit being such a Geoff all the time you faggot."



Geoff
a horny crazed man...looking for moms...has a gigantic head...and his code word is sweden


Geoff
when a man calls up his girlfriend, declines to have sex with her, and instead calls up a random girl and copulates with her throughout the night, and finally falls asleep with her but accidentally calls her be his girlfriends name, thus causing the girl to leave(but happens to be his girlfriends best friend and calls her) and results in a huge unforeseen breakup involving much trauma and penile decapitation
that girl pised his girlfriend ogg, but played it safe and pulled a geoff
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lucas
Super-Badass kid. Usually does incredibly stupid things. All around leader. Extremely attractive and cool.

Fly as a motha-fucka.
Kid: Wow, he's such a Lucas.
Other Kid: I know right?


also:

The act of jumping on the hood of your friends car while he is driving then you try to jump off but screw up and land on your back with your feet in the air and then replying OWWW!!!, once you hit the pavement.
Woah man, he just pulled a lucas! I hope he didn't just poop himself!
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Arturo
Sexy Italian and Russian version of the name Arthur. While Arthur is just a stupid name, Arturo will certainly increase your sexual appeal.
Have you seen that asshole Arthur?

No, but I did see that sexy Arturo!

Arturo
A kid who is half angle and half demon

who help a lot but shows his demonic side a lot more then his good side and you wouldn't want to mess with him because his punishments are said to be worst then satain
Man that Arturo id hate to get the guy pissed off
how can he be so evil but help so much?
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