I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...

[Friendly Goatus]

I knew it! Faggotmachine is gay! Someone post the dildo/dress picture.

[Mari_Mar]

[Teebore]

There's a few guys I would fuck before I would fuck Amelia so what does that make me?

[hipster holocaust]

i'm still very, very curious to know just how much of the board has felt amelia's genitals

[monsterod]

I know of one who has....

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

apparently ive met a lot of gay dudes in portland...

you realize not EVERY guy i introduce you to has been to Gnarville, Ameliabutts...right??

i'm still very, very curious to know just how much of the board has felt amelia's genitals

let's see...i don't count deeznuts' fondling because i was blacked out/probably wasn't expecting him to ACTUALLY accost the hoof...and i don't count my non-posting ex, either...so...5? wait, 6. no offense to those people, i don't regret anything, but most of that shouldn't have happened. i'm sorry if i ruined any lives.

[hipster holocaust]

acceptable...

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"5...no wait, 6"

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

almost forgot my most recent victim...wouldn't want to do that....

[Friendly Goatus]

1.Faggotmachine
2.Stacy
3.Scumfucker
4.Dead Walrus
5.Fung Tunt/Pooey Egg
6.Father of Lies
7.????

Speak up, unknown homos.

[zombiehead]

Father of Lies
Justin Broadrick

[Friendly Goatus]

Father of Lies
Justin Broadrick

Oh yeah, I forgot. Edited.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

goatus, your list says a lot about what you think of me...

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and HELL NAW, wtf pooeyegg? you only got 2 right...

THREAD AMELIA'D

i'm done.

clint, stop it. you know what i'm talking about.