Black Congressman fears island of Guam may capsize

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There's sharks in those waters... Godspeed, Guamonians.
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Black Jacques wrote:There's sharks in those waters... Godspeed, Guamonians.
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typical democrat.
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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:typical democrat.

Shut the fuck up and get back to reading your re-written history books.
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Britton wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:typical democrat.

Shut the fuck up and get back to reading your re-written history books.
did i lie ? can you not handle the truth ?
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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TITTY FIGHT!!!!!!
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RHT wrote:TITTY FIGHT!!!!!!
5 bucks to watch.
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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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Guam just turned a way a ship loaded with 32847984720470973150937488979 skillionty giant ass spiders. :what:

like that 70's made for tv movie

Ship was from Korea.

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I made it to :38 seconds. Way too embarrassing to sit through. People voted for this guy. That is awesome...
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pleasuretokill wrote:I made it to :38 seconds. Way too embarrassing to sit through. People voted for this guy. That is awesome...
You gotta watch it at 1:16. Fucking :drool:
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Streven Adler wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Britton wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:typical democrat.

Shut the fuck up and get back to reading your re-written history books.
did i lie ? can you not handle the truth ?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE DUMB AS DIRT.
motherfucker....we evolved from dirt.
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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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Wait... aren't Britton and ThE GoodDamN BattletweeteR the same person??? :confused:
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Mari_Mar wrote:Wait... aren't Britton and ThE GoodDamN BattletweeteR the same person??? :confused:
yes we are... what clued you in ?
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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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Mari_Mar wrote:Wait... aren't Britton and ThE GoodDamN BattletweeteR the same person??? :confused:
Hahah! that's what I was thinking. I never noticed it until they were conversing with eachother. Worlds collide.
That congressman should be stripped of his rank and all his funds and be dropped off barefoot in Guam.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:Wait... aren't Britton and ThE GoodDamN BattletweeteR the same person??? :confused:
yes we are... what clued you in ?
The boobies.
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RHT wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:Wait... aren't Britton and ThE GoodDamN BattletweeteR the same person??? :confused:
yes we are... what clued you in ?
The boobies.
her tits knew that i am britton and BattletweeteR ?
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
RHT wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:Wait... aren't Britton and ThE GoodDamN BattletweeteR the same person??? :confused:
yes we are... what clued you in ?
The boobies.
her tits knew that i am britton and BattletweeteR ?
Yes.
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The most awesome part of that video was when the ultra-rear-Echelon fuck stifles his laughter and says "We, uh, don't anticipate that..."



WAIT, it was just part of his routine!
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Streven Adler wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Britton wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:typical democrat.

Shut the fuck up and get back to reading your re-written history books.
did i lie ? can you not handle the truth ?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE DUMB AS DIRT.
motherfucker....we evolved from dirt.
I find it hard to believe that evolution has played any role in your particular ancestral history.
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Gunny wrote:The most awesome part of that video was when the ultra-rear-Echelon fuck stifles his laughter and says "We, uh, don't anticipate that..."



WAIT, it was just part of his routine!
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the admiral's response is incredible though; stone cold.
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